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My wife told me “You’re going to be a father!”
Posted on 12/15/19 at 9:59 am
Posted on 12/15/19 at 9:59 am
So I told her “you’re kidding me”
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Posted on 12/15/19 at 10:00 am to DavidTheGnome
God I hope she’s just joking
Posted on 12/15/19 at 10:00 am to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 12/15/19 at 10:01 am to DavidTheGnome
She needs to start putting arsenic in your morning coffee.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 10:01 am to DavidTheGnome
We lost LucasP for this
Posted on 12/15/19 at 10:01 am to DavidTheGnome
Y’all just had to pull his chain didn’t ya. LOL
But I chuckled.
But I chuckled.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 10:16 am to DavidTheGnome
The real father:
Posted on 12/15/19 at 10:18 am to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 12/15/19 at 10:29 am to DavidTheGnome
Your dad joke game is already strong.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 10:33 am to DavidTheGnome
Are we supposed to believe some girl let you have sex with her?
Posted on 12/15/19 at 10:35 am to DavidTheGnome
You might be a father but it’s not your child.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 10:36 am to DavidTheGnome
Congratulations, David! This post was edited on 12/15/19 at 11:02 am
Posted on 12/15/19 at 10:37 am to DavidTheGnome
quote:
Hopefully, you will start a new thread each and every day detailing your journey.
Lord help us all.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 10:56 am to DavidTheGnome
Sorry, the condom broke last night.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 11:03 am to DavidTheGnome
Did you immediately ask which girlfriend called?
Posted on 12/15/19 at 11:04 am to DavidTheGnome
I hate you so much
Posted on 12/15/19 at 11:06 am to DavidTheGnome
I’m sure this is copied from reddit, I just don’t feel like looking at this point.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 11:07 am to DavidTheGnome
I called my wife in here to show her how stupid you are. She laughed at your joke and now I'm getting a divorce. That's how dumb it is.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 11:11 am to DavidTheGnome
You might want to go on the Maury show. I would hate for you to spend all that money raising him for nothing.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 11:11 am to DavidTheGnome
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