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re: My wife said she thought we were listening to the “Paris National Anthem”

Posted on 7/27/24 at 6:32 am to
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 6:32 am to
You need a new wife
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85554 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 6:33 am to
I don't have a lot of patience for much of anything but if my wife spoke these words, I'd walk out.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80956 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 6:34 am to
quote:

Kelly Pickler?


He's making her sound more like Kelly Bundy.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 6:34 am to
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My wife owns and operates a multimillion dollar retail business with more than a dozen employees.

Subtle "my wife makes more than me" brag
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
10226 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 6:38 am to
Pics of the wife to make an assessment.
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
3141 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 7:04 am to
Eh, she's your lady. Just let it ride, they say dumb shite all the time, same as we do.
Posted by Doofus
Member since Apr 2022
534 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 7:05 am to
Hopefully she is at least good in bed.
Posted by Lutcher Lad
South of the Mason-Dixon Line
Member since Sep 2009
7595 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 7:12 am to
No, don't slap her for being ignorant...just have her change her party affiliation to Republican. She must be a Democrat, right?
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61220 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 7:12 am to
Just go with it.

“Yes dear. They adopted it during the Siege of Paris in the war of 1812. Now go make me a Croissantwich to celebrate.”
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
7950 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 8:11 am to
I hope she's good in the sack, and cooks well.
Posted by NBR_Exile
Houston via Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
2080 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 8:38 am to
quote:

My wife owns and operates a multimillion dollar retail business with more than a dozen employees. Today she was having a software issue and needed to get some tech into the PC. She called me at work to get me to help her find the C drive. I thought she was fricking with me.


My wife was making around $250k per year and called me to ask if we had enough in the checking account for a new pair of shoes. Granted this was before online banking/apps. She was good at making money. It was my job to manage it.
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
7233 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 8:41 am to
Does she know it's in Paris, France and not Paris, Texas?
Posted by nola tiger lsu
Member since Nov 2007
7382 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 10:08 am to
I could never be with a woman this dumb
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
61067 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 10:53 am to
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This was while the Olympic anthem was being played. Should I slap her for thinking Paris is a country?


Nah, she’s just confused. There’s also no country of “Black,” but she’s likely aware that we have a Black national anthem.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44445 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 11:00 am to
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You didn't go over there and help your wife find her C drive?


I did actually.
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