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re: My wife (no pics) was talked into a girl’s cruise.

Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:12 pm to
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4198 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:12 pm to
I wouldn't worry, your wife is in good hands.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61447 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:13 pm to
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Better than the banana boat.

Sometimes gays hold conventions on cruises as an event. It then becomes known as a banana boat, where then any unsold rooms can apparently be bought with a jokable enhanced discount.

But then you're on the banana boat.
I am not sure that environment would be worse than the pic in the OP. I am not having sex with anyone outside my wife, so that part doesn't matter to me.
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29359 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:13 pm to
I see a minimum of 100 BBC’s.

Prayers sent...
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:14 pm to
Eh, my wife was reluctant but finally agreed to go. I told her to have fun and report back if I would enjoy a cruise. She sent the OP pic and said I would not which I agreed with. That looks like a floating Wal Mart with no exits.

She is gonna come back next week with no exposure to other dicks and I hope one day that all of you cats find a woman like that.

Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34401 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:14 pm to
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You couldn’t pay me to take a cruise. It looks awful.
I us d to feel the same but got talked into one and it was not bad. Nothing I crave doing again but did enjoy it once.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29831 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:14 pm to
She's the kind of chubby I'm going to go after

No bruised pelvis tonight.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61447 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:15 pm to
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with no exposure to other dicks
All joking aside. She Is going to see one. Maybe not willingly, but that crowd is about to get crazy as soon as the daiquiri machine defrosts.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
167548 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:16 pm to
she will have a relaxing time. BTW: who is Jody that nails everyone's wives on here?
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
167548 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:18 pm to


the tiki hut may have the love boat bartender in it mixing away now.

Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70045 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:18 pm to
Plenty of women tell me women trips involve lots of infidelity...and the single women tell me the married women are the worst.
Posted by LSUMANINVA
West Virginia
Member since Sep 2004
9522 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:19 pm to
I don’t even like taking a shower in a decent, clean hotel. It’s a thing. I’m not a germ-a-phobe either. But this...this would be paralyzing to me. It all started when I emerged from the water at a water park with a glob of hair and an old band-aid near my mouth as a teen. This truly looks like a version of hell.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:20 pm to
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I am not sure that environment would be worse than the pic in the OP. I am not having sex with anyone outside my wife, so that part doesn't matter to me.



Yeah, but I would still rather be greeted with those people in OP than be greeted with this everytime I wanted something outside my room.

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92279 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:20 pm to
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no exposure to other dicks

there's a lot of exposure to the dick, most of it pretty tan looking, probably about as third as many crewmembers as passengers, plus whatever ports they stop at, God help you if one of the stops is in Jamaica, that thing will be ruined forever, and she will forever refer to you as Peewee
Posted by Anonymous95
Member since Sep 2014
2101 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:21 pm to
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glob of hair and an old band-aid

AKA a Blue Bayou special.
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
21120 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:21 pm to
Damn this thread has had me laughing out loud...it has truly delivered!
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23925 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:22 pm to
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Couldn't pay me enough to be on that.


Pretty harsh to say that straight to him. It’s the man’s wife.
Posted by LSUMANINVA
West Virginia
Member since Sep 2004
9522 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:22 pm to
By the way, that pic is her left hand, saying, “honey, look how gross...don’t worry...” while her right hand is giving a high five to the girls.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
28022 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:22 pm to
Judging by that picture, you got nothing to worry about. Everyone is ridiculously fat.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
167548 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:24 pm to
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:26 pm to
Dude squatting looks like a homo Zangief
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