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re: My wife killed all my fish.

Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:48 pm to
Posted by Easye921
Mobile
Member since Jan 2013
2954 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

Your wife is an idiot. Not for killing the fish - for marrying someone that would spend $2,000 on fish.


We all have our hobbies. It could be way worse. Some people have ball pythons that cost upwards of 50k, for a snake that doesn't move.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49483 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:48 pm to
One time my girlfriend dusted off and cleaned up around my recording area. She didn't realize she wiped away all my hash powder.

#Iunderstand
Posted by Sampson
Drusilla and Jefferson
Member since Mar 2012
25038 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:50 pm to
Maybe she’ll surprise you with a bunch of new badass small fry when you come home from work next week and turn this unfortunate mistake into a beautiful, romantic aquatic redemption.
Posted by DTRooster
Belle River, La
Member since Dec 2013
8895 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:50 pm to
Call it the most expensive sushi you’ve even had
Posted by Tangineck
Mandeville
Member since Nov 2017
2787 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:57 pm to
Long ago my ex wife killed my adult male Green Terror cichlid while I was out of state for work. She put minnows in the tank for him to eat instead of his food for God knows what idiotic reason, and he got bloat and died. I wanted to kill the bitch. I feel your pain.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
136402 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 3:58 pm to
I get what you are saying, but did she know the steps to do this properly or was she just trying to "help" without really understanding what she was doing?
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83272 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 4:02 pm to
quote:

Some people have ball pythons that cost upwards of 50k

What the hell kind of ball python costs 50k??
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
59227 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 4:02 pm to
probably that slidell dentist karate snake guy who posts here sometimes
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76619 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

What the hell kind of ball python costs 50k??



One that is trained to clean aquariums..
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
136402 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

pythons that cost upwards of 50k


They are free in the everglades.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
195033 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 4:21 pm to
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42105 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 4:23 pm to
If your wife is not into the hobby it is rough
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28077 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 4:23 pm to
A. She was trying to help you out.
B. Maybe you should have had "the talk" about what not to touch BEFORE you got married. You are as much to blame as her.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138218 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 4:27 pm to
I love how everyone is excusing this because it is a spouse.

If this was a child, y'all would be all over their arse because the child should have known better.
This post was edited on 12/31/21 at 4:30 pm
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
23594 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

PIIHB




That’s not gonna help those fish.



No, but it will go a long way toward reestablishing his dominance.
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6138 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 4:30 pm to
10 coupons for butt stuff is the only way she can make it up.
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
2048 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

This is the OT. You’re nothing special. Stop acting like a pussy.


Chicken, can we print the shirts?
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
3862 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 4:34 pm to
Still waiting to find out how the heater poisoned the fish.
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
23941 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 4:34 pm to
Lol no one gives a shite about your fish loser. Go find a real hobby
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28077 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 4:38 pm to
quote:

Lol no one gives a shite about your fish loser. Go find a real hobby
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