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re: My wife called me over to see the really long poop she made

Posted on 12/10/24 at 10:58 am to
Posted by WillFerrellisking
Member since Jun 2019
2873 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 10:58 am to
That’s fricking disgusting and I’d divorce my wife if she ever did that!
Posted by TJack
BR
Member since Dec 2018
3059 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 11:00 am to
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really long poop she made

Someone’s been hitting that pooper.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20102 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 11:01 am to
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I wish. My wife won’t even fart in front of me. Smh


So your wife is a classy lady, I like that.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22285 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 11:05 am to
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Hard pass on having a woman in my life show me her shite


I agree with that, however, there was once a special circumstance where it was necessary. When I first started dating this lady (who later became my wife), I took her to an Auburn vs LSU game in Baton Rouge and we stayed at my brother's house. She got up Sunday morning and went into the bathroom, staying an inordinate amount of time. I knocked on the door and asked if she was okay - she replied "Everything OK, and she would be out in a minute."

She stayed in there too long so I knocked again. I could hear her softly crying. I went into the bathroom, and she was standing over the commode - she had dropped the mother of all deuces, and it was stopping up the toilet. I found the plunger and worked her shite around until I got it to flush okay. We've never talked about this incident again.
Posted by WigSplitta22
The Bottom
Member since Apr 2014
2394 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 11:14 am to
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I do know some people who get upset when their wife passes gas.



There are a few dudes at my work like that. I don't how you could live with someone and be mad at them farting
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10513 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 11:19 am to
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There are a few dudes at my work like that. I don't how you could live with someone and be mad at them farting


Same here. How do you expect someone to to not fart ever when they’re living in the same house as you. My wife and most of my girlfriends have done it.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10513 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 11:21 am to
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We've never talked about this incident again.


You must have impressed her but it was definitely something she ever wanted to think about again.

Has she at least gotten around to farting in front of you?
This post was edited on 12/10/24 at 11:47 am
Posted by cajungoalie
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2008
730 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 11:22 am to
Yeah, no, thats pretty damn disgusting. She sounds fat.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22285 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 11:30 am to
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Has she at least gotten around to farting in front of you?


She was doing that before the big turd incident.
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
9423 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 11:46 am to
A keeper (seriously)!
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10513 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 11:48 am to
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She was doing that before the big turd incident.


Sounds like the fart barrier was breached pretty quickly. You must have already known she was a keeper when you took her to the LSU-Auburn game.
Posted by auie93
Auburn
Member since Jan 2021
861 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 12:51 pm to
Married 30 years. Not once. Thank God.
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
2194 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 1:39 pm to
If your wife has/had G.I. issues for well over 30 yrs, you get used to potty talk.
Posted by Camijoe
Member since May 2024
464 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 4:58 pm to
Sounds like foreplay
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72482 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 8:38 pm to
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My wife called me over to see the really long poop she made


This would be the cleanest, best pleasure.
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