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re: My ten year old daughter just told the funniest, but horrible joke ever

Posted on 1/14/17 at 12:56 am to
Posted by shutterspeed
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Member since May 2007
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 12:56 am to
dafuq?
Posted by Chiefagain
Member since Nov 2016
1808 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 1:08 am to
quote:


I about fell out laughing hearing this horrible joke. My wife (my avi is her pic) was in shock and didn't know what to do


Your already incognito and you still feel the need to lie? Holy fouck, what a miserable and lonely life you lead.


....sigh
Posted by Hot Carl
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 1:30 am to
I actually think it's pretty hilarious. Does your daughter get why it's funny?
Posted by Hot Carl
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 1:34 am to
quote:



Your already incognito and you still feel the need to lie? Holy fouck, what a miserable and lonely life you lead.


....sigh




Are you guys for real with this? He was clearly cutting the inevitable "pics?" post off at the pass. A pre-emptive strike, if you will. That's why Pecker had to go even further by asking for pics of his underage daughter instead. Some good little comedy there that you missed being an a-hole.
Posted by woff32
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2004
762 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 7:42 am to
My ten your old son decided at Christmas Eve dinner that he would tell "your Mamma" jokes. It was all good and fun until he threw out, "your momma' so hairy you got rug burn when you were born" to my brother. Most of the adults in the room didn't find it too funny, but it took everything I had not to spit my food out from laughing.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30359 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 7:57 am to
quote:

I wish my avi was my wife




Not me!
Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 9:04 am to
quote:

My wife (my avi is her pic)


Nope. Don't believe you.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36115 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 9:24 am to
Thought it was "lucky"
Posted by TrebleHook
Member since Jun 2016
1356 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 9:30 am to
Trump approves of this joke
Posted by JombieZombie
Member since Nov 2009
7687 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 9:32 am to
You're the epitome of the OT.
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
15226 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 9:33 am to
You're married to Niykee Heaton?

Posted by beantown
Nashville
Member since Sep 2015
3429 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 10:08 am to
Good joke. Will be sarcastic arsehole one day

Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22439 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 10:36 am to
quote:

Are you guys for real with this? He was clearly cutting the inevitable "pics?" post off at the pass. A pre-emptive strike, if you will. That's why Pecker had to go even further by asking for pics of his underage daughter instead. Some good little comedy there that you missed being an a-hole.


This thread is full of people who think they "caught a lying loser" but really are just highlighting how stupid they are. Lol
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 10:38 am to
quote:

wish my avi was my wife


Me too
Posted by Indigold
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2013
1702 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:17 am to
Pretty obvious he was joking
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:37 am to
His wife has the voice of an angel.

LINK
Posted by SmoothOperator96
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Member since Jan 2016
4044 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:39 am to
quote:

"What do you call a person with an eye patch, who stutters, is missing an arm, and is in a wheelchair?"

Was expecting this to be an Oweo joke
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 12:20 pm to
I think that is a Bo Burnham joke. At least that was where I heard it first.
Posted by PepaSpray
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Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 12:42 pm to
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thanks for posting that, I had forgotten her name. Time to check her out again

just quit posting. on anything. ever.
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