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My ten year old daughter just told the funniest, but horrible joke ever

Posted on 1/13/17 at 11:24 pm
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 11:24 pm
"What do you call a person with an eye patch, who stutters, is missing an arm, and is in a wheelchair?"

"Names!"

I about fell out laughing hearing this horrible joke. My wife (my avi is her pic) was in shock and didn't know what to do.

We had to correct her, but hearing this horrible joke for her sweet little voice was just classic.
Posted by HempHead
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 11:26 pm to
I was going to join in a courtesy chuckle until I read

quote:

my avi is her pic)


and now I think you stole this joke from somewhere else.
Posted by hendersonshands
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 11:26 pm to
I thought the punchline was gonna be "Chris"
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 11:27 pm to
quote:

and now I think you stole this joke from somewhere else.


No, she really told it, with the shock and awe it came with.
Posted by BlastOff
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 11:27 pm to
What's her pet nutria's name?
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 11:28 pm to
quote:

ten year old daughter





















Pics?
Posted by Rebel
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 11:29 pm to
quote:

I thought the punchline was gonna be "Chris"


that is a gazillion times better than the OP's punchline.

Posted by Scooba
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 11:30 pm to
quote:

Pics


Bookmarked for 2025.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 11:30 pm to
Posted by jefforize
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 11:31 pm to
Rekt
Posted by saintsfan22
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 11:31 pm to
"P.S. your count is in the sink"?
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 11:32 pm to
quote:




Oh shite, you found out my lie!!!

But thanks for posting that, I had forgotten her name. Time to check her out again
Posted by TheWalrus
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 11:33 pm to
I'd get her enrolled in some sensitivity training ASAP.
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 11:33 pm to
quote:

My wife (my avi is her pic)


quote:

Lolno







Posted by Topwater Trout
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 11:35 pm to
In
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 11:35 pm to
quote:



Oh shite, you found out my lie!!!

But thanks for posting that, I had forgotten her name. Time to check her out again


Well this is just sad.
Posted by ChewyDante
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 11:37 pm to
quote:

P.S. your count is in the sink"


Posted by jcaz
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 11:55 pm to
I wish my avi was my wife
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 11:58 pm to
Same
This post was edited on 1/14/17 at 1:26 am
Posted by HogBalls
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 12:13 am to
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theantiquetiger


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