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re: My step daughter has been stuck on a Cruise

Posted on 8/31/17 at 8:40 am to
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18694 posts
Posted on 8/31/17 at 8:40 am to
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has anybody ever told you TMI


I hear it like 10 times a day
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18694 posts
Posted on 8/31/17 at 8:42 am to
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If you have been following this thread there ain't no Sonic in Ward, Arkansas so its not him.


I was driving from Sherwood Arkansas to Ward Arkansas. I stopped at the Sonic in Jacksonville Arkansas.

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PS King how about a pic of the Wife!


There is a pic of me and the wife in this thread if you look
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
171149 posts
Posted on 8/31/17 at 8:59 am to
has anyone ever told you you have no filter?
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18694 posts
Posted on 8/31/17 at 8:59 am to
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has anyone ever told you you have no filter?


My wife says it every time we meet someone new.
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18694 posts
Posted on 8/31/17 at 9:14 am to
My ole lady runs a gas station. One time I grabbed her vibrating silver bullet and took it to the gas station with me.

I was standing at the register talking to the ole lady and the cashier. I turned on the bullet in my pocket and threw it up on the metal counter. It was a buzzing and jumping around.

That shite was priceless.
Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
17232 posts
Posted on 8/31/17 at 9:19 am to
I'd jump off the boat in New Orleans, fill up a few mouth wash bottles with liquor, and jump back on. Extended cruise can be used to one's advantage but not without alcohol and not if you have to keep paying cruise ship drink prices.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
171149 posts
Posted on 8/31/17 at 9:36 am to
An old neighbor of mine divorced and got a new GF. He asked me if it was weird that he went to a kids bday party with her and she asked him to have a remote controlled bullet and she had her bullet on her bean; so from across the room he could turn the bullet on and off. I thought it was weird to do this at a kids bday party.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 8/31/17 at 9:42 am to
IHHI
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:07 am to
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Because I mentioned my step daughter. I knew request would come. I oblige the OT


Who was the one person to downvote this? King is the man! Dude follows the unwritten rules of the OT.
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18694 posts
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:10 am to
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Who was the one person to downvote this? King is the man! Dude follows the unwritten rules of the OT.


Some folks just can't handle me.
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
59388 posts
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:23 am to
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Because I mentioned my step daughter. I knew request would come. I oblige the OT



Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
59388 posts
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:25 am to
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I ain't scared of snide remarks. Hell I would make them myself about other step daughters. Its all in jest. I don't trigger easily.



Posted by JetFuelTyga
Born in desert,raised in lion's den
Member since Feb 2016
1799 posts
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:29 am to
Just caught up with the thread. It has been determined that King is tGOAT
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56210 posts
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:42 am to
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This is me and the momma.


Sir King, I salute you and have but this to say to you.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -- PIG ! SOOIE !

GHG !

Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56210 posts
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:47 am to
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All we have is a subway


I like Subway.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56210 posts
Posted on 8/31/17 at 10:50 am to
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Commercial shite goes to either Bebee the next town up or Cabot which is like 6 miles towards LR.


I have heard but cannot confirm that if a gentleman was looking for a second wife that Bebee and Cabot are the places to find them.

There must be lots of good-looking 30 something year old women there, is that true?
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