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re: My little son is a dick

Posted on 2/24/23 at 11:09 pm to
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31587 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 11:09 pm to
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Oh.. I didn't know there was an age considered to be "too young" when it came to setting the boy in a right direction to be a man.



Dunno and some may be genetic. My grandson is 2 years and 4 months old. Drink black coffee, shoots whiskey and pours his own shots (already had to lock up the bar), favorite movie is the Equalizer with Denzel. Obsessed with football and fighting sports. Is kind of a little a-hole.

He's like me at age 14. Not sure if I should nourish him and let him flourish as a toxic male or try and tame the wild beast that my youngest blessed me with. My soulmate is 2 yo's old, and I wouldn't be surprised if he gets chest hair before age 3. And he tries to smoke. Prefers Marlboro reds. I'm afrain I've created a UltraMagaSuperRedneckDeporable.

Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31587 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 11:11 pm to
Movie sucks. Agree with him. Start him on "300".
Posted by Pisco
Mayfield, Kentucky
Member since Dec 2019
4432 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 11:14 pm to
I’m a 90’s movie buff, but I’ve never seen Little Giants. I don’t think it’s as blasphemous as my former boss who’s never seen Pulp Fiction.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66903 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 11:16 pm to
quote:

Start him on "300".

If a kid is going to have any chance in this world he needs to channel his inner Willie Beaman and watch any given Sunday


Scared money don’t make none
Posted by RazorBroncs
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Member since Sep 2013
16146 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 11:18 pm to
quote:

Dunno and some may be genetic. My grandson is 2 years and 4 months old. Drink black coffee, shoots whiskey and pours his own shots (already had to lock up the bar), favorite movie is the Equalizer with Denzel. Obsessed with football and fighting sports. Is kind of a little a-hole.

He's like me at age 14. Not sure if I should nourish him and let him flourish as a toxic male or try and tame the wild beast that my youngest blessed me with. My soulmate is 2 yo's old, and I wouldn't be surprised if he gets chest hair before age 3. And he tries to smoke. Prefers Marlboro reds. I'm afrain I've created a UltraMagaSuperRedneckDeporable.


I wish I was this drunk already
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
51865 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 11:19 pm to
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I just put on the Little Giants for my son and he says, “Is this one of those movies made in the 1900’s?” That little mother fricker is not getting ice cream tonight.


My four year old pulled the same shite when I let him watch T2
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31587 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 11:19 pm to
quote:

If a kid is going to have any chance in this world he needs to channel his inner Willie Beaman and watch any given Sunday


Scared money don’t make none



He's to young to understand the dialogue. Extreme violence and toxic masculinity doesn't require a full vocabulary to understand.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31587 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 11:26 pm to
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I wish I was this drunk already


Aere you psychic or some shite?
Posted by RazorBroncs
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Member since Sep 2013
16146 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 11:36 pm to
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Aere you psychic or some shite?




Nope, I just know that's some shite I'd post when I've had a few
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66903 posts
Posted on 2/24/23 at 11:37 pm to
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He's to young to understand the dialogue

If he can’t understand

“ Green Right X Shift to Viper Right 382 X Stick Lookie “

He is never going to make it. At any age
This post was edited on 2/24/23 at 11:37 pm
Posted by rhar61
Member since Nov 2022
5109 posts
Posted on 2/25/23 at 3:05 am to
Speaking of old, 5 more years has passed since the Hoosiers movie than the period between the story it was based on and the movie.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69067 posts
Posted on 2/25/23 at 12:39 pm to
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I just put on the Little Giants for my son and he says, “Is this one of those movies made in the 1900’s?” That little mother fricker is not getting ice cream tonight.


If it was from the 1900s it would have been in black and white. Tell that moran to get a brain
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
15783 posts
Posted on 2/25/23 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

just put on the Little Giants for my son and he says, “Is this one of those movies made in the 1900’s?” That little mother


Rip out the movie and force him to watch little mermaid lol
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72073 posts
Posted on 2/25/23 at 1:06 pm to
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Oh.. I didn't know there was an age considered to be "too young" when it came to setting the boy in a right direction to be a man.


I usually teach mine while we’re taking long WALKS.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
24004 posts
Posted on 2/25/23 at 1:15 pm to
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My four year old pulled the same shite when I let him watch T2

I don’t think I’d be the same person I am today if my dad didn’t let me watch T2 around 4-5. He needs to get with the program and get motivated to go lift
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 2/25/23 at 1:30 pm to

Kid is savage.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62024 posts
Posted on 2/25/23 at 2:22 pm to
You got a mini me dude

LittlePerm06

Nothing wrong teaching him good hair at an early age.

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