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My idea for a "Fat Camp"

Posted on 1/11/19 at 1:47 pm
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
36494 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 1:47 pm
There have been a lot of posts and stories linked about fat people on here. I believe I have come up with the solution, super hardcore fat camps.

There are, of course, fat camps and other boot camp style places people go to try and lose weight. But these places are glorified spas, that try not to offend or cause any discomfort. The people can leave when they want, which they do. Not much weight is ever lost.

I am proposing a place where there is no choice but to lose weight. It would be held in a geographically remote place, so people could not leave. (middle of Alaska, or middle of a desert.)

While it is not legal to hold people against their will, it is legal to not provide transportation. I've been on fishing and hunting trips where there was no way home.

1. Remote location.
2. Allotted amount of food.
3. Required work and exercise to get that food.
4. One year long commitment.
Posted by CarrolltonTiger
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2005
50291 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 1:49 pm to
Is this a government funded program?

If yes, who feeds them when the government regularly shuts down?
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
19953 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 1:49 pm to
If you have to go to a Fat Camp, you arent ready to lose weight. There are tons of fat camps around town, they are called gyms.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50922 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 1:50 pm to
In the words of the great philosopher, Prince.

"Portion Control, Oh".
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13912 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 1:51 pm to
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Member since Feb 2011
57015 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

1. Remote location.
2. Allotted amount of food.
3. Required work and exercise to get that food.
4. One year long commitment.



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Posted by KingofthePoint
Member since Feb 2009
11215 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:05 pm to
Will they be able to race go carts?
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16029 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:16 pm to







Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16029 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

Will they be able to race go carts?





Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16029 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

. Required work and exercise to get that food. 






Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38560 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

1. Remote location.
2. Allotted amount of food.
3. Required work and exercise to get that food.
4. One year long commitment.
diet macht frei
Posted by The Dunder Mifflin
Member since Mar 2018
924 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:27 pm to
Damn, HeavyWeights is such a good movie!
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