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Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
9606 posts

My idea for a "Fat Camp"
There have been a lot of posts and stories linked about fat people on here. I believe I have come up with the solution, super hardcore fat camps.

There are, of course, fat camps and other boot camp style places people go to try and lose weight. But these places are glorified spas, that try not to offend or cause any discomfort. The people can leave when they want, which they do. Not much weight is ever lost.

I am proposing a place where there is no choice but to lose weight. It would be held in a geographically remote place, so people could not leave. (middle of Alaska, or middle of a desert.)

While it is not legal to hold people against their will, it is legal to not provide transportation. I've been on fishing and hunting trips where there was no way home.

1. Remote location.
2. Allotted amount of food.
3. Required work and exercise to get that food.
4. One year long commitment.


CarrolltonTiger
LSU Fan
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2005
48967 posts

re: My idea for a "Fat Camp"
Is this a government funded program?

If yes, who feeds them when the government regularly shuts down?


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225Tyga
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2013
2904 posts

re: My idea for a "Fat Camp"
If you have to go to a Fat Camp, you arent ready to lose weight. There are tons of fat camps around town, they are called gyms.


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Green Chili Tiger
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Member since Jul 2009
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re: My idea for a "Fat Camp"
In the words of the great philosopher, Prince.

"Portion Control, Oh".


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scott8811
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Member since Oct 2014
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NYCAuburn
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re: My idea for a "Fat Camp"
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1. Remote location.
2. Allotted amount of food.
3. Required work and exercise to get that food.
4. One year long commitment.



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KingofthePoint
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Member since Feb 2009
5694 posts

re: My idea for a "Fat Camp"
Will they be able to race go carts?


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TheArrogantCorndog
Chicago Cubs Fan
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
10983 posts

re: My idea for a "Fat Camp"


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northshorebamaman
Washington Fan
PNW
Member since Jul 2009
26195 posts

re: My idea for a "Fat Camp"
quote:

1. Remote location.
2. Allotted amount of food.
3. Required work and exercise to get that food.
4. One year long commitment.
diet macht frei


The Dunder Mifflin
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Member since Mar 2018
142 posts

re: My idea for a "Fat Camp"
Damn, HeavyWeights is such a good movie!


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