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re: My dog is constipated

Posted on 5/21/18 at 9:33 am to
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40382 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 9:33 am to
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Your dog is the equivalent of the chicks that like the roided up Ronny douche bags.




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The dad bod is in.


She said to keep telling him that. Stamina is important to her.


Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
16272 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 9:35 am to
As said, feed it pumpkin and walk it. That should help clean it out.

As far as dog food goes, we have both of ours (lab and a beagle) on Merrick. Expensive as frick, but our lab has bad skin allergies that can flare up with certain ingredients and Merrick seems to do the best for his coat.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58629 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 9:36 am to
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She said to keep telling him that. Stamina is important to her.

He said to tell her,
Hes not as good as he once was, but he is as good once as he ever was.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58629 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 9:38 am to
well nevermind me an Wills bickering about food, but I have my doberman and puggle on Victors new Ocean Fish food. It has been wonderful, for anyone looking for a fish based food. It is very affordable.

My FIL knows the owner as well.
This post was edited on 5/21/18 at 9:39 am
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106081 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 9:42 am to
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You have to stick your finger in and scoop it out.


Basically what the vet did when ours was constipated.
Posted by monkeybutt
Member since Oct 2015
4584 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 9:42 am to
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My dog is constipated
Damn kids sneak her people food. The dog only weighs 3 lbs, so even a tiny piece of cheese would be like a human eating a large wedge.

What can I give her?


Dude, just rub her belly

Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 9:56 am to
Coffee and cigs works for me
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 9:59 am to
Pumpkin. Back in my college days my roomies me each had a 100 lb dog. We had to do the whole pumpkin carving thing with the girlfriends. My gf was a vet and when we were finished she said that pumpkin was good for dogs because it helped constipation. I threw all 6 of the pumpkins in to the backyard and let the dogs have at them. The next day the yard had massive orange turds all over. Turns out you are only supposed to give a tablespoon or so at a time.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 10:04 am to
This will keep the dog regular! Get it in the 200lb bags

Posted by CheesyF
Member since May 2017
556 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 10:07 am to
stick a match stick up its arse. seriously
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 10:08 am to
Pumpkin and goat's milk help settle a dog's stomach
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
135363 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 10:15 am to
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My dog is constipated
Sounds like a line from a country and western song....
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25427 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 10:18 am to
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
15636 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 10:22 am to
You definitely need to digitally remove said stool. Since it's a small dog your pinky may be enough. It's going to feel weird but go with it. Lol.
Posted by Dixie Normas
Benton, AR
Member since Dec 2013
389 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 5:32 pm to
Make like a mathematician.










Take a pencil and work it out.
Posted by WhyMan
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2016
1585 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 5:59 pm to
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My dog is Constipated


What the frick is this, lol.

Who gives a shite? I'm dying here.

Evidently Op's Dog doesn't.
This post was edited on 5/21/18 at 6:08 pm
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39645 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 6:05 pm to
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The dog only weighs 3 lbs,
throw it out and get a real dog
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 6:10 pm to
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Pumpkin and goat's milk help settle a dog's stomach



Add a little cinnamon and nutmeg and the pooch will relax and enjoy the latte in front of a crackling fire...
Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
Member since Jun 2012
7231 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 7:09 pm to


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