re: My Dachshund was Expelled from Obedience School

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Had the trainer been specifically training these dogs not to fight over turds? This trainer is trying to deflect from personal failure. That's dogshit.

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I see what you did there .

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I bet you won't post a pic of the alleged suspect.

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No dick pics allowed

lol!

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Germans only know authority, so never let up.

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"The Hun is either at your throat, or at your feet"

- Churchill

I’ve had dachshunds all my life, I am now 83, and while I love those little dogs, they have a mind of their own. They do what they want when they want to do it not at your command.

Sounds like you got an easy out from an ineffective obedience school.

Breaks my heart to see em go bad so young

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This is definitely the most dachshund thing ever. Be proud of your little warrior.

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This... my 3 weenies don't give a shiiiiiittttt. They are like the honey badger and I love them

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they have also been kicked to death in the streets of America because they were the symbol of Germany during two World Wars.

All of that history sometimes creates a little sleeve of hate.

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I doubt if the 2-5 years this might have happened did much to change the instincts of the breed. First off if they were kicked to death UNLESS they were fricking in the process its impractical the kicked to death dog passed on any knowledge of his or her demise. Second did that fight apply to dash hound kicking anti-german folk or did it apply to all people? If only the former the dam breed is too smart to be allowed to live in polite society....


I knew a dash hound who could not tolerate the idea of snake being left alive on the planet. Perfectly sensible short legged fricker but let it see, hear or sense a snake in the same county and it would lose its damned mind. I think it stemmed from the short legs of the dash hound and the no legs of the snake and the dash hound projecting some self-hate toward its equally leg challenged creature. Damn dog took to a Cuban Boa during the 2012 SEC CG and knocked one of the plastic storage buildings they sell at HD off the concrete blocks and tore down about 30 feet of vinyl fence fighting with the snake, When we managed to get to them the snake had that bastard wrapped up and that dog was holding onto its head with its teeth with a death grip....we likened to have never got that dog unwrapped from that snake and all 4 us looked like we had survived a terrorist attack with the blood and dirt on us. The snake ovbiously took the worst of it but it took 2 grown men, a 10 pound dash hound and 2 pocket knives to subdue that snake enough to get that dog unwrapped. Had it not been for the alcohol I ain't sure we'd have accomplished it....

I can see the villainy in his eyes. Growing up my family always had Dachshunds. Lovable, but unruly creatures. One of them even ate a hairdryer once shortly after killing a rabbit in the yard. That was a big day for Betty.