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My boss fist bumps

Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:36 am
Posted by Bronson2017
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2019
1910 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:36 am
I have been working with this company for a year now and he still fist bumps. I don't know if this is because I was hired not long after college and he is trying to be "hip" with a younger associate. He does this in front of clients and in meetings, its embarrassing as frick.

My first day at this job I accidently grabbed his fist bump because I was fully expecting a normal hand shake like any sane person would. Does anybody else's boss do this?
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136811 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:37 am to
Might be a germaphobe
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58346 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:37 am to
Get the open hand out first before he goes to bump.
Posted by dfintlyHmmrd
Jigga City
Member since Dec 2016
1408 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:37 am to
Get the frick back to work, Ill fist bump you if I want, if you have problem with it, please take it out the door, and not to the OT
Posted by HeadyMurphey
Los Santos
Member since Jan 2008
17185 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:38 am to
Nah, we smash forearms at the office
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:38 am to
Just keep grabbing his fist. Maybe he’ll learn.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:38 am to
He just doesn't like touching poors
Posted by Tigerb869
Member since Feb 2017
307 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:39 am to
Next time punch his fist as hard as you can
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13924 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:39 am to
Maybe he's just a laid back boss.

Your situation could be worse.
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:40 am to
quote:

Just keep grabbing his fist. Maybe he’ll learn.


This and then shake it in a clockwise rotation.

You wont ever be promoted but it will make for good office humor.
This post was edited on 5/13/19 at 1:09 pm
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76519 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:40 am to
You are dirty.
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39784 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:40 am to
Chill out, its not like you work on Wall Street.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:41 am to
Hip? Fist bumps are like 15 years old.

Today's gen bump dicks in the air.
Posted by Tigerb869
Member since Feb 2017
307 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:41 am to
quote:

Your situation could be worse.


It could be a pat on the back
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:41 am to
He’s got a creepy uncle thing for you

He’s about to put it in your butt
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:41 am to
Posted by GarmischTiger
Humboldt County
Member since Mar 2007
6609 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:42 am to
As boss problems go, this is a good one to have.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:43 am to
I do it because I want your dick beaters touching me as little as possible.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18861 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:43 am to
IF this is your worst problem with your boss, you have it made.
Posted by TheAstroTiger
Member since Jun 2018
3101 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:43 am to
I fist bump at the gym because I don't want to shake a dudes nasty workout hands. I am kind of a germaphobe in the gym.

He is probably a germaphobe all the time. Many of them do this.
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