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'My 29 Miley Cyrus tattoos are stopping me from getting a girlfriend'
Posted on 6/2/16 at 11:07 am
Posted on 6/2/16 at 11:07 am
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Carl McCoid, 43, has 29 Miley-inspired tattoos but has now enlisted the help of a Hull tattoo artist to cover them up after they left him "feeling trapped" and unable to find love.
The Bridlington man got his first tattoo in 2010 and has since covered his body in portraits, song lyrics and initials of the pop star he was once "obsessed" with. He said: "People can't seem to see past the tattoos and it was having a very negative effect on my life where I felt trapped by them. I've just gone off her."
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Posted on 6/2/16 at 11:08 am to Jim Rockford
lol phaggot
Posted on 6/2/16 at 11:08 am to Jim Rockford
fricking dumb arse
Posted on 6/2/16 at 11:09 am to Jim Rockford
quote:
"People can't seem to see past the tattoos and it was having a very negative effect on my life where I felt trapped by them.
got a feeling this will be the mantra of a certain generation before long
Posted on 6/2/16 at 11:09 am to Jim Rockford
It's not just that I have no words. It's that the concept of language itself is not sufficient address this kind of craziness.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 11:09 am to Jim Rockford
Posted on 6/2/16 at 11:10 am to Jim Rockford
I have a feeling sans tattoos wouldn't get this guy much further.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 11:11 am to Jim Rockford
Should've gotten Beyoncé tattoos. Rookie mistake.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 11:11 am to Jim Rockford
quote:
Carl McCoid, 43,
I don't even know where to start
Posted on 6/2/16 at 11:11 am to Jim Rockford
Dumbass
Posted on 6/2/16 at 11:12 am to Jim Rockford
The chest tat is sweet
Posted on 6/2/16 at 11:12 am to Jim Rockford
Subconsciously, he thought all the Miley tattoos would somehow increase his chances of meeting/banging her.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 11:12 am to Jim Rockford
So why not go after Miley?
Posted on 6/2/16 at 11:13 am to Jim Rockford
Pretty sure the tats are a symptom of his problems, not the root cause.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 11:14 am to Jim Rockford
quote:
has now enlisted the help of a Hull tattoo artist to cover them up with Taylor Swift
Posted on 6/2/16 at 11:15 am to Jim Rockford
He'll be writing a list of pros and cons the first time a woman breaks up with him.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 11:17 am to dbeck
Posted on 6/2/16 at 11:17 am to dbeck
He's looking for a girlfriend....that's the real problem.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 11:17 am to Jim Rockford
Must be looking for love from a man.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 11:19 am to HempHead
Reminds me of that "leave Britney alone" fruit.
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