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Moulton, AL golfer bit twice by rattle snake while looking for golf ball on the course
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:06 pm
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:06 pm
You baws out dicking around in the golf pasture need to be careful this Summer.
WAAY TV
Smart friend.
What an a-hole snake! Got both dem ankles. That baw ain't even gonna be able to limp. He gonna hafta hop.
I know that dude was panicking. He had to have thought he was in for sure death. Moulton Hospital......yikes.
Sounds like the first was a dry bite. The second was the real deal.
*Sorry about my grammar. When I talk to/about Moulton and Lawrence county folks I tend to slip into the native tongue in effort to relate.
WAAY TV
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Saturday at Deer Run Golf Course in Moulton was just another day of leisure for Chris Brown and some friends.
After Brown lost track of his ball, he went looking for it in some grass.
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"I walked over there and picked up the ball and thought, it is kinda snakey," said Brown. "My friend hollered at me, come on out of there, you ain't even got something to kill a snake."
Smart friend.
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When Brown began to turn around, the unthinkable happened.
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"All of a sudden, I felt something bite my right ankle," said Brown. "I jerked it off the ground and boy it was coming up, it bit me in my left ankle and I jumped."
The culprit was what looks like a 7-foot rattlesnake, which Brown said gave no advance warning.
"It never rattled," said Brown. "I never imagined it was a rattlesnake."
What an a-hole snake! Got both dem ankles. That baw ain't even gonna be able to limp. He gonna hafta hop.
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Brown was quickly rushed to a hospital in Moulton before being transferred to Huntsville Hospital.
I know that dude was panicking. He had to have thought he was in for sure death. Moulton Hospital......yikes.
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Since then, he has been given six anti-venom treatments and has had his legs measured against each other, due to the swelling in one of them.
Sounds like the first was a dry bite. The second was the real deal.
*Sorry about my grammar. When I talk to/about Moulton and Lawrence county folks I tend to slip into the native tongue in effort to relate.
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Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:07 pm to LegendInMyMind
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I jerked it off
This post was edited on 6/19/23 at 5:08 pm
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:08 pm to LegendInMyMind
This would never happen at LACC.
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:10 pm to LegendInMyMind
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"I jerked it off
Maybe he should have waited until after he removed the snake.
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:10 pm to Jim Rockford
yep, no cellphones or rattlesnakes
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:11 pm to LegendInMyMind
Probably out golfing this afternoon about to get hit by a bolt of lightning.
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:13 pm to LegendInMyMind
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My favorite type of snake.
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:13 pm to saint tiger225
The most shocking part of this story is that the guy's last name isn't Terry.
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:15 pm to LegendInMyMind
My dad tried playing golf... His friends said he looked like he was trying to kill snakes out there...
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:18 pm to LegendInMyMind
In high school i went to Webb with a friend. Went in the woods to help log for his ball. Found 4 other but not his. Just before exiting the woods a felt a sharp pain on my back……
Stumbled across a bumble bee nest. 25+ stings later. Has to go to the hospital and get IV (Adrenalin, steroid, Benadryl).
Stumbled across a bumble bee nest. 25+ stings later. Has to go to the hospital and get IV (Adrenalin, steroid, Benadryl).
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:19 pm to LegendInMyMind
That’s a big snake and a shitty looking golf course.
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:21 pm to FinkyStinger
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That’s a big snake and a shitty looking golf course.
But the best looking part of Moulton.
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:26 pm to LegendInMyMind
That doesn’t even resemble a golf course.
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:28 pm to LegendInMyMind
Rattlesnake fangs are as thick as soda straws
Ouch
Ouch
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:30 pm to LegendInMyMind
Last time I played golf, went into the woods to take a leak. Saw something out the corner of my eye. Yuge cotton mouth whipped its head around to look at me.
Got out of there so quick, I left my skin behind
Got out of there so quick, I left my skin behind
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:32 pm to LegendInMyMind
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you ain't even got something to kill a snake."
Words that should never be spoken on a golf course
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:35 pm to LegendInMyMind
So did he find his ball?
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:41 pm to LegendInMyMind
I can't believe we've had this many replies, but nobody has posted this joke:
Jake was playing with his regular foursome when he needed to pee. He went behind a bush to relieve himself - as he was peeing, a snake struck and bit him on the penis. He had enough presence of mind to note the markings on the snake.
He returned to his foursome and urgently told his baws what happened. He described the snake and all agreed it was poisonous.
Bob,one of the group called a doctor they knew. The doctor advised: "Use a sharp knife and make a small cut over the bite marks, and then suck the poison from that area."
"Doctor, he was bit on the penis; we can't suck him there."
The doctor exclaimed, "If you don't do that, your friend is going to die!"
Bob turned around and looked at Jake.
Jake asked, "What did the doctor say?"
"The doctor said you're going to die."
Jake was playing with his regular foursome when he needed to pee. He went behind a bush to relieve himself - as he was peeing, a snake struck and bit him on the penis. He had enough presence of mind to note the markings on the snake.
He returned to his foursome and urgently told his baws what happened. He described the snake and all agreed it was poisonous.
Bob,one of the group called a doctor they knew. The doctor advised: "Use a sharp knife and make a small cut over the bite marks, and then suck the poison from that area."
"Doctor, he was bit on the penis; we can't suck him there."
The doctor exclaimed, "If you don't do that, your friend is going to die!"
Bob turned around and looked at Jake.
Jake asked, "What did the doctor say?"
"The doctor said you're going to die."
Posted on 6/19/23 at 5:44 pm to LegendInMyMind
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"I walked over there and picked up the ball and thought, it is kinda snakey,"
Me every time I end up off the interstate in Denham Springs.
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