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Posted on 9/27/17 at 3:18 pm to trillhog
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Most embarrassing thing you had to endure at the Doctors office
Kidney Stone
They gave me some cool drugs and I started flirting with the nurses. Every nurse.
Posted on 9/27/17 at 3:18 pm to Rouge
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A hollow tube (cystoscope) equipped with a lens is inserted into your urethra and slowly advanced into your bladder.
OMG. You win.
Posted on 9/27/17 at 3:42 pm to trillhog
I went to get my first physical as an adult for a job. The nurse checked blood pressure, heart rate and everything else they do.
The Dr. came in and was checking over everything and she said alright stand up and drop your pants, as she was putting on gloves, and made a circle motion with her hand in the air. First thought was ohhh shite she bout to do the finger in the butt thing that everyone is scared of. So I drop my pants and everything with my arse hole in her face and she yelled WTF and told me to turn around. She played with it and made me cough and I felt extremely embarrassed. Just showed this woman I dont know my hairy arse for nothing
The Dr. came in and was checking over everything and she said alright stand up and drop your pants, as she was putting on gloves, and made a circle motion with her hand in the air. First thought was ohhh shite she bout to do the finger in the butt thing that everyone is scared of. So I drop my pants and everything with my arse hole in her face and she yelled WTF and told me to turn around. She played with it and made me cough and I felt extremely embarrassed. Just showed this woman I dont know my hairy arse for nothing
Posted on 9/27/17 at 3:53 pm to trillhog
I went to the Doc a few days ago. He told me I needed to stop masturbating. I said "Why?". He said "Because I'm trying to give you an exam".
Posted on 9/27/17 at 4:04 pm to Mr. Shake
Senior year I smashed some skanky bishop Sullivan broad and a week or two later I went to the doctor because I was pissing fire. Well, Pops came along. Doctor asked if I've ever had unprotected secks in front of pops. Said yep, then said were gonna need to run an AIDS test and shoved a Qtip in my dick. Comes back and tells me it was just a urinary tract infection.
How the frick do you go from AIDS to Urinary tract infection?
I guess I should look on the bright side.
Pretty sure that's not how you test for AIDS.
How the frick do you go from AIDS to Urinary tract infection?
I guess I should look on the bright side.
Pretty sure that's not how you test for AIDS.
This post was edited on 9/27/17 at 4:06 pm
Posted on 9/27/17 at 7:57 pm to 9001
Pretty sure the q tip in the wiener hole is to test for gonorrhea
Posted on 9/28/17 at 11:21 am to trillhog
Ended up in the ER after sex. Nothing kinky or wild involved, it was just that things simply had not healed internally properly after a botched hysterectomy, even after 3 months.
I ended up in agony and my poor terrified husband had to carry me into the ER. He was so scared he had done something wrong. I felt so bad for him as he tried to explain things to the admitting nurse.
The dr sent me to get scans and the radiologist came in, instantly recognized me and said " Oh hey Miss Ginger, what brings you here today?'.
Turns out he was the dad of one of my kindergarten students at the Catholic school where I worked.
I was so danged embarrassed trying to explain it but he was really cool about it and ended up making me laugh with his stories of weird and embarrassing cases he had dealt with.
Well that story would be embarrassing enough but to make matters worse, my husband decided to stay in the room for the exam. He ended up passing out, hitting his head and had to be treated for that.
I ended up in agony and my poor terrified husband had to carry me into the ER. He was so scared he had done something wrong. I felt so bad for him as he tried to explain things to the admitting nurse.
The dr sent me to get scans and the radiologist came in, instantly recognized me and said " Oh hey Miss Ginger, what brings you here today?'.
Turns out he was the dad of one of my kindergarten students at the Catholic school where I worked.
I was so danged embarrassed trying to explain it but he was really cool about it and ended up making me laugh with his stories of weird and embarrassing cases he had dealt with.
Well that story would be embarrassing enough but to make matters worse, my husband decided to stay in the room for the exam. He ended up passing out, hitting his head and had to be treated for that.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 1:01 am to trillhog
Prostate exam.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 1:04 am to trillhog
Getting a physical for sports. Damn old arse doctor like to squeeze the frick out of me.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 1:11 am to Boo Krewe
getting my xanax refill script and i have hypertentsion and it was one of those we need to run a blood test visits and they pulled up mjy sleeve and found a track mark from where i missed banging ice like the week before
hyeah that was kinda embasssing. neither of us said shite
hyeah that was kinda embasssing. neither of us said shite
Posted on 9/29/17 at 1:54 am to DeafJam73
I've had two kids so lots of stories to choose from but this one still makes me internally embarrassed.
My son was 10 pounds 3 ounces and I did NOT have a c-section.
I was in pretty bad shape south of the border and if your wife has given birth, you know a new mother's muscle control down there is non-existent in the days after giving birth.
This sweet little old lady LPN came in to put one of those heat lamps under the covers to help with my pain and healing.
As she's leaning down to set it up I let loose the biggest fart ever. I had no muscle strength to hold it in, hell, I didn't even know it was about to happen until it broke free.
Loud as hell and right in that sweet little old lady's face.
She acted like it never happened and went about her job.
My husband was in the corner about to bust a gut trying not to laugh his arse off.
After she left, we looked at each other and laughed till we cried.
19 years later and "At least you didn't fart on a grandma" is still shorthand in our house when someone does something embarrassing.
My son was 10 pounds 3 ounces and I did NOT have a c-section.
I was in pretty bad shape south of the border and if your wife has given birth, you know a new mother's muscle control down there is non-existent in the days after giving birth.
This sweet little old lady LPN came in to put one of those heat lamps under the covers to help with my pain and healing.
As she's leaning down to set it up I let loose the biggest fart ever. I had no muscle strength to hold it in, hell, I didn't even know it was about to happen until it broke free.
Loud as hell and right in that sweet little old lady's face.
She acted like it never happened and went about her job.
My husband was in the corner about to bust a gut trying not to laugh his arse off.
After she left, we looked at each other and laughed till we cried.
19 years later and "At least you didn't fart on a grandma" is still shorthand in our house when someone does something embarrassing.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 5:36 am to trillhog
Finding out the doctor shouldn't have both hands on your shoulders during a prostate exam.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 7:03 am to bigrob385series
Getting a camera tube shoved up your piss hole to look at your prostate and bladder with a hot nurse standing there watching
Posted on 9/29/17 at 7:29 am to trillhog
At the Doctor it was during a Physical when the Doctor said he was going to check me for Testicular Cancer.He grabbed my balls and started rolling them around in his hand for what seemed like too dang long.
After my Total Knee Replacement I was in-patient Rehab for 18 days.I had to shower with a Nurse's Aide starting right next to me,in case I were to start falling.
The 1st morning it was a very cute girl that was not yet 21.She told me she was going on a cruise for her 21st.
I'm 56,so it was a little embarrassing getting naked with a girl that young standing there.
By the 18th day I had about turned into a Nudist.I had gotten naked in front of so many Nurse's aides there.
After my Total Knee Replacement I was in-patient Rehab for 18 days.I had to shower with a Nurse's Aide starting right next to me,in case I were to start falling.
The 1st morning it was a very cute girl that was not yet 21.She told me she was going on a cruise for her 21st.
I'm 56,so it was a little embarrassing getting naked with a girl that young standing there.
By the 18th day I had about turned into a Nudist.I had gotten naked in front of so many Nurse's aides there.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 7:30 am to BamaChick
Scruffy bets that wasn't the first or the last time that grandma was farted on.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 7:39 am to trillhog
When I joined the military before I shipped off to boot camp I had to go to MEPS to get a physical from a 70 something year old dude that included laying on a table and spreading my arse cheeks apart so he could stare at my brown eye.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 7:44 am to trillhog
Removal of ureteral stent after kidney stone procedure. My urologists nurse is actually soccer Mom hot. Very cold, very scared penis. I screamed like a girl when the stent was pulled. I think I actually levitated.
Wife was in the room to as I was on pain pills. Not my most manly moment. Not how I envisioned my dick being out in a room with 2 chicks at the same time.
Wife was in the room to as I was on pain pills. Not my most manly moment. Not how I envisioned my dick being out in a room with 2 chicks at the same time.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 7:55 am to Scruffy
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Scruffy bets that wasn't the first or the last time that grandma was farted on.
And it had nothing to do with being a nurse, amirite?
Posted on 9/30/17 at 5:30 am to trillhog
Could someone post Stacked's doctor visit story? I can't find it myself, but it is without question the best of all time.
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