Most awkward thing you've asked your parents

No, but one time when i was maybe 6 i told my dad i wanted to grow up and be a racist. :bang head:

my grandma caught me jackin my d

quote:

---

my grandma caught me jackin my d

---

damn dude

Dad where is the g spot

I asked my biological father why he abandoned my sister, mother and I when I was a little kid when he tried to make contact a while back. Still waiting for the answer on that

asked my Dad if I could have 2 women over for the night. he said f'k it you're only young once

When I was in 4th grade I heard some of the older kids talking at school. Came home and asked my mom what a pussy was and she told me it was another word for a cat. I could tell she didn't want to talk. I asked her what a bitch was and she told me it was another word for a female dog, and then she told me to go outside.

I knew she wasn't telling me the truth because I had heard the older kids.

When my dad got home I asked him what a pussy was. He got a big grin on his face and went and got a playboy from his room. Came back into the den and opened it to the centerfold, pulled a sharpie out and circled the pussy and said, that son is a pussy. I smiled and said what is a bitch and he said everything outside of that circle.

It was a good day!

That's a good one...


For a gump.

quote:

---

I was watching Blossom on tv in 1st grade and Joey got a hooker so after it was over I went in the kitchen and asked my mom what a hooker was.

---

So you asked her what she did for work?

I remember the day that my younger sister asked my mom what the difference is between cum and sperm