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re: Missouri man accused of killing cats he found listed for free on Craigslist

Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:05 am to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76135 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:05 am to
Meow, this is bad.

Looks like the time is meow to throw the book at him.

Posted by DellTronJon
Member since Feb 2010
1722 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:06 am to
quote:

Sao


Looks like we have our first cat killer to comment.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
23221 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:06 am to
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Last I heard he was in jail


Good.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34722 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:09 am to
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buried them in the ground up to their heads and then ran over them with a lawn mower....


One of the biggest urban legends out there..
This post was edited on 5/13/19 at 8:17 am
Posted by InwardJim
Member since Dec 2018
656 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:18 am to
With that New Iberia Haircut he's rocking how could he not be slaying pussy.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:19 am to
The crime itself isn't worthy of a life sentence, but he needs to have a monitoring bracelet or something for a very long time.

Because he's going to kill a human.
Posted by Tigris
Cloud Cuckoo Land
Member since Jul 2005
13220 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:22 am to
quote:

when I first moved to Arkansas was this guy who looked liked a 1997 version of slim shady and he would tell me a story about how we found a litter of kittens and buried them in the ground up to their heads and then ran over them with a lawn mower....


You had me at "Arkansas".
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30479 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:28 am to


Idk if he was joking or not... he was legit crazy
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:34 am to
The sickness in this country is growing exponentially.
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47827 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:35 am to
Definitely a serial killer in the making IMHO
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59342 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:36 am to
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kittens and buried them in the ground up to their heads and then ran over them with a lawn mower....


Weird how this story floats around every middle school in the country
Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
2895 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:40 am to
I guess scientific research is no longer considered au courant.

Posted by Bigbee Hills
Member since Feb 2019
1531 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 10:14 am to
And eat them.

He's going to deep freeze a man's body.

And eat him.

Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:03 am to
Missouri prostitutes are on notice when this baw gets out
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
13198 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 12:01 pm to
I guess there's more than one way to skin a cat...
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:52 pm to
Cats are a nuisance animal. He's doing society the same service that just about every animal shelter in the world and most Chinese people do.

I mean, I would imagine he doesn't have access to euthanasia so he utilized the means that were available to him.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:57 pm to
Lol at referencing China as a model society
Posted by joshwj93
Member since Feb 2019
627 posts
Posted on 5/14/19 at 10:17 am to
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Is it illegal to kill cats?

Its a gateway drug
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
135363 posts
Posted on 5/14/19 at 10:21 am to
Posted by Polycarp
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
5757 posts
Posted on 5/14/19 at 11:29 am to
You are a goober, not the same at all snowflake
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