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re: Mini Me drank himself to death

Posted on 10/10/18 at 4:41 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/10/18 at 4:41 pm to
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Yeah, but he was down to earth.

all he wanted out of life was a little peace
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5132 posts
Posted on 10/10/18 at 5:04 pm to
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Such a short life.


I didn't want to laugh but did anyway
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/10/18 at 5:07 pm to
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I didn't want to laugh but did anyway

could see this coming, after gaining instant success with the Austin Powers movies he could just never seem to grow up
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94914 posts
Posted on 10/10/18 at 5:25 pm to
Shades of Herve Villechaize here.

At least there aren’t stories of him getting shitfaced and watching Austin Powers while flipping off the TV like Herve did to Fantasy Island after his firing.
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 10/10/18 at 5:33 pm to
Don't midgets have a short lifespan
This post was edited on 10/11/18 at 3:19 pm
Posted by BasilFawlty
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2014
1155 posts
Posted on 10/10/18 at 5:41 pm to
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The clerk should've known when he bought that entire pint of vodka.

Miller ponies?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54621 posts
Posted on 10/10/18 at 5:52 pm to
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Mini Me drank himself to death


Shorty could not handle the 40
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 10/10/18 at 6:12 pm to
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Mini Me


GOAT sex tape
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12382 posts
Posted on 10/10/18 at 6:26 pm to
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Such a short life.


But he made great strides, just had to work twice as hard.
Posted by Haughtonboy
kansas
Member since Nov 2011
1753 posts
Posted on 10/10/18 at 6:27 pm to
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The clerk should've known when he bought that entire pint of vodka.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113900 posts
Posted on 10/10/18 at 6:29 pm to
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That fricker nearly ran me over at Ceasars Palace back in the day. He was hauling arse on his power wheel, took a blind corner and almost took us out. Little shite was all put out after having to throw that bitch in reverse. This was right after the second Austin Powers came. out.



No shite?

Did you see him gambling?
Posted by Team Vote
DFW
Member since Aug 2014
7730 posts
Posted on 10/10/18 at 6:30 pm to
2 years usually
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118961 posts
Posted on 10/10/18 at 6:31 pm to
Wouldn't take much.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10185 posts
Posted on 10/10/18 at 6:33 pm to
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Ray: A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. A disproportionate amount, actually. Hervé Villechaize off of Fantasy Island. I think somebody from the Time Bandits did. I suppose they must get really sad about like... being really little and that... people looking at them, laughing at them, calling them names. You know, "short arse". There's another famous midget. I miss him but I can't remember. It's not the R2D2 man; no, he's still going. I hope your midget doesn't kill himself. Your dream sequence will be fricked.

Chloë: He doesn't like being called a midget. He prefers dwarf.

Ray: This is exactly my point! People going around calling you a midget when you want to be called a dwarf. Of course you're going to blow your head off.
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
13297 posts
Posted on 10/10/18 at 7:53 pm to
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he made great strides, just had to work twice as hard


Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/10/18 at 7:53 pm to
It couldn't have taken much.
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
13297 posts
Posted on 10/10/18 at 7:55 pm to
What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little
This post was edited on 10/10/18 at 8:06 pm
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