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re: Mike Tyson tried to pay $10,000 to fight a bully silverback gorilla at a New York Zoo

Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:38 am to
Posted by CLane33
Member since Sep 2016
474 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:38 am to
quote:

They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant,


Idk, Tyson could tell the bully gorilla wasn’t ready for a fight.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119512 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:12 am to
Gorilla would win without much effort.
Posted by tigerfan182
Franklin, Tn
Member since Sep 2009
2779 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:20 am to
If Buster Douglas could whip Tyson’s Arsenal, the gorilla would have decapitated him
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:27 am to
Gorilla would have killed Tyson without much effort, which I am sure would have made Robin delighted.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19367 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:27 am to
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I like Mike, but that Silverback would whoop his arse


A pissed off chimpanzee would frick up a human one on one and they are a quarter of the size of a gorilla. Their mix of speed strength, agility and intelligence is an insane mix.

All primates have retard strength x 10. A full grown gorilla would give a Kodiak bear a hell of a fight much less a human being.

That's why planet of the apes is so compelling as a story. If they ever got even the intelligence of your Average 3x generation incestual Bama fan, they could take over the world.
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19601 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:34 am to
Just once I want to see a dude fight a Gorilla. So I can see and confirm that Gorillas can infact rip your arms off.

Or at least ISIS put someone in a pit with one and fight to the death.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20551 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:43 am to
Now that's a PPV special i'd actually pay for.
Posted by GeauxGutsy
Member since Jul 2017
4742 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:50 am to
Seems to be a plethora of Silverback Gorilla Experts on the OT this fine morning. Whoda thunk it.
Posted by PhilemonThomas
Member since Jan 2015
2944 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:56 am to
Primates got that tendon strength, like Harley Race.
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15366 posts
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:03 am to
Most folks who would say this are probably are probably shitting around trying to play badass and impress someone

Mike was so messed up in the head that he was probably dead serious with this lol.
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