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Michael Phelps Will Race Against Sharks
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:35 pm
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:35 pm
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:36 pm to dawgfan24348
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This post was edited on 6/29/17 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:36 pm to dawgfan24348
Mako would blow his doors off.
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:36 pm to dawgfan24348
Will motherfricking watch 
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:37 pm to dawgfan24348
How are they going to get a Great White to participate in this? I'm pretty damn sure Phelps isn't going to swim in open waters with one or the shark would oblige him with a race, other than to eat him of course.
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:38 pm to OMLandshark
They gonna end up timing a shark separately and comparing times
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:38 pm to dawgfan24348
will they at least be angry sharks that are smoking dope?
This post was edited on 6/16/17 at 7:39 pm
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:40 pm to FunroePete
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The Onion strikes again
frick me running
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:42 pm to dawgfan24348
No fricking way can he beat a shark. Can't wait to see how they spin in
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:42 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Bro, you're in SATx. How do you not know what AV Club is?
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:43 pm to dawgfan24348
Will they have freaking laser beams attached to there heads..
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:46 pm to Sao
You have me confused with someone who pays attention, I'm afraid 
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:49 pm to I am GLORIOUS
God damn it, was going to make a jump the shark post.
Go sit on it.
Go sit on it.
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:50 pm to OMLandshark
I heard they're using the shark from Jaws.
Posted on 6/16/17 at 7:50 pm to TbirdSpur2010
You're a good Baw. Whenever you see an Onion paper receptacle you have to take one. It's one of life's great pleasures.
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:42 pm to dawgfan24348
He wants to impress someone by swimming with sharks. Let him swim in the Philippine Sea, then I will be impressed!
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:45 pm to dawgfan24348
Do the sharks get a few shots or bong hits, too?
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