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Posted on 6/26/18 at 3:48 pm to dbeck
I sure hope you cracked the husbands skull open with a giant ceramic penis when you were done raping his wife. You can't leave behind any witnesses.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 3:57 pm to celltech1981
Night before field training we took someone’s socks and underwear, wetted them, balled them up for the night in a freezer. He had a rough first day in the field.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 4:01 pm to TheCaterpillar
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You aren't that big of a square in college and graduate to fricking a hot sorostitute on the pitchers mound in Alex Box.
Sorry we weren't all totally righteous frat bros who snorted coke off our Pilipino lady-boy pledge mate's Johnson in the handicap stall of the College Drive Waffle House. Maybe in my next life I can be as cool as you.
This post was edited on 6/26/18 at 4:03 pm
Posted on 6/26/18 at 4:04 pm to SaturdayTraditions
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Pilipino lady-boy
The cage is rattled.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 4:06 pm to OKTGR580
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The cage is rattled
Glad you are admitting to it... just be sure to take off your awesome backwards polo hat before your head explodes...I'd hate for you to get brain matter all over it.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 4:10 pm to celltech1981
Found out where one of the ticket guys at LSU lived and what car was his and had it towed to a parking lot in Tigerland...free of charge.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 4:13 pm to 13SaintTiger
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Had a relationship all throughout college

Posted on 6/26/18 at 4:16 pm to Mr. Hangover
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Nah, it was Washington... 3rd floor
Cops came and everything... so me any my roommate went to Taco Bell for an hour or so and when we came back, they were letting everyone back in
Same thing happened in Lee hall... must have been a year before... finals... midnight-2am... fire alarm goes on and off for hours... as soon as people were walking back in to sleep and study, the alarm would go off again... we pulled up at 1:30 with some girls to sneak in, and everybody was outside with police and firemen
We always thought somebody was hiding out and pulling it when they got the all clear

Posted on 6/26/18 at 4:16 pm to SaturdayTraditions
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just be sure to take off your awesome backwards polo hat
You seem like an angry dude who never got a bid. Let it go man. There’s more to life than fraternities.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 4:20 pm to OKTGR580
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You seem like an angry dude who never got a bid. Let it go man. There’s more to life than fraternities.
Never rushed dude... and don't regret it for a moment. You frat bros seem a little fruity for my liking.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 4:21 pm to celltech1981
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Messed up things we did in College
Took Math 1550 at 730am.
Took Math 1552 at 730am Twice
This post was edited on 6/27/18 at 7:31 am
Posted on 6/26/18 at 4:23 pm to SaturdayTraditions
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Glad you are admitting to it... just be sure to take off your awesome backwards polo hat before your head explodes...I'd hate for you to get brain matter all over it.
relax Saturday. The more defensive you get the more we don't believe you. If I screwed a hot chick on the pitcher's mound I wouldn't give a shite if no one believed me.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 4:36 pm to SaturdayTraditions
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Glad you are admitting to it... just be sure to take off your awesome backwards polo hat before your head explodes...I'd hate for you to get brain matter all over it.

Posted on 6/26/18 at 4:42 pm to schlodc
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relax Saturday. The more defensive you get the more we don't believe you. If I screwed a hot chick on the pitcher's mound I wouldn't give a shite if no one believed me.
I'm relaxed... just trolling at this point.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 4:44 pm to SaturdayTraditions
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I'm relaxed... just trolling at this point.

Posted on 6/26/18 at 4:55 pm to celltech1981
Puked on the bar of Bogies and fricking disappeared into the crowd before they caught me.
Pissed into bottles and left them in the dorm ceiling tiles uncapped for whoever lifted the tile next.
Pissed on my fraternity’s storage closet one night when the bathroom was full. It was full of Christmas decorations that the pledges had to set up the next day.
Nothing crazy.
Pissed into bottles and left them in the dorm ceiling tiles uncapped for whoever lifted the tile next.
Pissed on my fraternity’s storage closet one night when the bathroom was full. It was full of Christmas decorations that the pledges had to set up the next day.
Nothing crazy.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 5:53 pm to celltech1981
It was the dog days of summer and some fraternity brothers and I were bored, so we filled an ice chest full of water balloons and patrolled around Uptown New Orleans terrorizing its citizens. We tried to aim for college students mostly, but unfortunately, we happened upon a group of 12 year old kids buying snowballs. My buddy was standing outside of my sunroof, and being the jerk that he is, he just railed one directly into the pack of them. Well of course, this balloon seeks out the fattest most unfortunate looking one of them and drills him in the nuts. The thing didn’t break either, which gotta hurt worse. The little dude crumpled and I hauled arse.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 6:03 pm to celltech1981
1999/2000 would shoot marshmallows at people in the horseshoe from 3rd floor highland hall. Would also hit on girls through the call boxes as one of our friends had the outgoing numbers.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 6:09 pm to Mufassa
One of the guys got hold of an old style fire extinguisher that you could unscrew the top and fill with water. It had an air plug so we could take it to the gas station and pressurize it. So we would fill it up with cold water and ride around Sorority Row in the afternoons and spray bike riders and joggers. Drive by soakings. It wasn't even that nefarious since it was so hot that almost everyone would thank us. We sprayed this old weird dude down and a few minutes later LSU PD is all over us like we just robbed a bank. Turns out the guy on the bike was a undercover LSU cop. He shows up pissed off but his buddies were laughing so hard they shamed him into not even writing us a ticket or arresting us.
Left Fred's one night after $1 screwdrivers and went to the Pizza Hut right across the tracks. Was completely shite faced and ordered a pepperoni and immediately grabbed a slice when they put it on the table. Took one bite and the cheese and sauce came completely off and stuck to my chin actually burning a hole in my face that started bleeding profusely. Girl at our table fell out at the blood and my buddies were screaming for a towel to help with the bleeding. I am sitting there stoned out of my gourd basically not giving a shite. Come the following Tues and I am in my Poli Sci class of about 100 people and the professor comes in and starts telling the story of seeing this shite faced fraternity guy practically kill himself with a piece of pizza last week when he was eating with his family at Pizza Hut. Then he points right to me in the back row and everyone looks.
Left Fred's one night after $1 screwdrivers and went to the Pizza Hut right across the tracks. Was completely shite faced and ordered a pepperoni and immediately grabbed a slice when they put it on the table. Took one bite and the cheese and sauce came completely off and stuck to my chin actually burning a hole in my face that started bleeding profusely. Girl at our table fell out at the blood and my buddies were screaming for a towel to help with the bleeding. I am sitting there stoned out of my gourd basically not giving a shite. Come the following Tues and I am in my Poli Sci class of about 100 people and the professor comes in and starts telling the story of seeing this shite faced fraternity guy practically kill himself with a piece of pizza last week when he was eating with his family at Pizza Hut. Then he points right to me in the back row and everyone looks.
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