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Men Who Let Their Old Lady Pull the Strings

Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:00 pm
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:00 pm
My neighbor consistently mows ~6in onto my property every week. Last week I told him I was going to frick him up if he did it again. Well today I get home from my daughters baseball game and lo and behold the geriatric frick mowed across the property line.

I go to his door and tell him to meet me outside he comes outside I to the street yelling as if he’s going to fight. Anyways his old lady comes outside and checks my knuckles and realizes her geriatric frick husband has no shot. She tells him to go inside and like the obedient dog he is goes inside.

What a pussy my wife even commented on what a bitch he is.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35495 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:01 pm to
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Last week I told him I was going to frick him up if he did it again.
Trashy. Whole post is trashy really.
This post was edited on 8/3/19 at 1:02 pm
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25713 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:01 pm to
Was this at a trailer park?
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
67941 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:01 pm to
You sound like a wonderful neighbor.
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15166 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:01 pm to
None of this happened.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

I go to his door and tell him to meet me outside


I'd have shot you on my doorstep and closed the door.

You need mental help.
Posted by Dawginthewoods
Oconee National Forest
Member since Nov 2017
315 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:02 pm to
Meh it’s really only like 3 inches you’ve been lying to yourself this whole time.
This post was edited on 8/3/19 at 1:05 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35145 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:03 pm to
Is there a thread I missed that this is a spin-off of?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41613 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:03 pm to
You sound like one trashy arse mother fricker who needs to calm the frick down over a few inches of mowing into your side.
Posted by goosafossah
Member since Oct 2009
60 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:04 pm to
yep it went more like this

Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26575 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:05 pm to
You sound like a complete a-hole..


quote:

My neighbor consistently mows ~6in onto my property every week. Last week I told him I was going to frick him up if he did it again. Well today I get home from my daughters baseball game and lo and behold the geriatric frick mowed across the property line.




You need to change your sign on to Aesop...
This post was edited on 8/3/19 at 1:08 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:07 pm to
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Men Who Let Their Old Lady Pull the Strings
are maybe still regularly getting laid and dont want to frick it up.

Or are scared of what the divorce will cost lol
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49295 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:08 pm to
All of yall sound like complete white trash
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
99045 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:09 pm to
Future Thread:

“Neighbor’s Old Lady Shot My arse”

With OP wondering why threatening someone on their property would get their arse shot.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9148 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:10 pm to
You are gonna end up hanging with Big Leo if you keep it up tough guy
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17010 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:11 pm to
I agree with this.

You gotta let pain in the arse neighbors act like they can run their mouths and do what ever they please.

The reason you will get downvoted is because so many bitch arse pu$$ies on here want to walk up to people and run their mouths and have no consequences
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35495 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

Future Thread:

“Neighbor’s Old Lady Shot My arse”

With OP wondering why threatening someone on their property would get their arse shot.
Isn't OP the guy that claims he open carries when he mows his lawn? Could be a shootout.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48556 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:12 pm to
Tell him he can come cut my yard.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
99045 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:12 pm to
If he open carries while he mows, old girl is probably a better shot than his arse.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

Anyways his old lady comes outside and checks my knuckles and realizes her geriatric frick husband has no shot. She tells him to go inside and like the obedient dog he is goes inside. 

What a pussy my wife even commented on what a bitch he is.


What if his wife knew something horrible would occur if things escalated over a nothing, and he is a reasonable yet tortured man with a powerful mind..so he listened to reason from the caring tone of his wife's voice..





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