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Men Who Let Their Old Lady Pull the Strings
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:00 pm
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:00 pm
My neighbor consistently mows ~6in onto my property every week. Last week I told him I was going to frick him up if he did it again. Well today I get home from my daughters baseball game and lo and behold the geriatric frick mowed across the property line.
I go to his door and tell him to meet me outside he comes outside I to the street yelling as if he’s going to fight. Anyways his old lady comes outside and checks my knuckles and realizes her geriatric frick husband has no shot. She tells him to go inside and like the obedient dog he is goes inside.
What a pussy my wife even commented on what a bitch he is.
I go to his door and tell him to meet me outside he comes outside I to the street yelling as if he’s going to fight. Anyways his old lady comes outside and checks my knuckles and realizes her geriatric frick husband has no shot. She tells him to go inside and like the obedient dog he is goes inside.
What a pussy my wife even commented on what a bitch he is.
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:01 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
quote:Trashy. Whole post is trashy really.
Last week I told him I was going to frick him up if he did it again.
This post was edited on 8/3/19 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:01 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
Was this at a trailer park?
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:01 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
You sound like a wonderful neighbor.
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:01 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
None of this happened.
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:02 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
quote:
I go to his door and tell him to meet me outside
I'd have shot you on my doorstep and closed the door.
You need mental help.
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:02 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
Meh it’s really only like 3 inches you’ve been lying to yourself this whole time.
This post was edited on 8/3/19 at 1:05 pm
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:03 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
Is there a thread I missed that this is a spin-off of?
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:03 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
You sound like one trashy arse mother fricker who needs to calm the frick down over a few inches of mowing into your side.
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:04 pm to rowbear1922
yep it went more like this
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:05 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
You sound like a complete a-hole..
You need to change your sign on to Aesop...
quote:
My neighbor consistently mows ~6in onto my property every week. Last week I told him I was going to frick him up if he did it again. Well today I get home from my daughters baseball game and lo and behold the geriatric frick mowed across the property line.
You need to change your sign on to Aesop...
This post was edited on 8/3/19 at 1:08 pm
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:07 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
quote:are maybe still regularly getting laid and dont want to frick it up.
Men Who Let Their Old Lady Pull the Strings
Or are scared of what the divorce will cost lol
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:08 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
All of yall sound like complete white trash
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:09 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
Future Thread:
“Neighbor’s Old Lady Shot My arse”
With OP wondering why threatening someone on their property would get their arse shot.
“Neighbor’s Old Lady Shot My arse”
With OP wondering why threatening someone on their property would get their arse shot.
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:10 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
You are gonna end up hanging with Big Leo if you keep it up tough guy
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:11 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
I agree with this.
You gotta let pain in the arse neighbors act like they can run their mouths and do what ever they please.
The reason you will get downvoted is because so many bitch arse pu$$ies on here want to walk up to people and run their mouths and have no consequences
You gotta let pain in the arse neighbors act like they can run their mouths and do what ever they please.
The reason you will get downvoted is because so many bitch arse pu$$ies on here want to walk up to people and run their mouths and have no consequences
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:11 pm to BluegrassBelle
quote:Isn't OP the guy that claims he open carries when he mows his lawn? Could be a shootout.
Future Thread:
“Neighbor’s Old Lady Shot My arse”
With OP wondering why threatening someone on their property would get their arse shot.
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:12 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
Tell him he can come cut my yard.
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:12 pm to northshorebamaman
If he open carries while he mows, old girl is probably a better shot than his arse.
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:22 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
quote:
Anyways his old lady comes outside and checks my knuckles and realizes her geriatric frick husband has no shot. She tells him to go inside and like the obedient dog he is goes inside.
What a pussy my wife even commented on what a bitch he is.
What if his wife knew something horrible would occur if things escalated over a nothing, and he is a reasonable yet tortured man with a powerful mind..so he listened to reason from the caring tone of his wife's voice..
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