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Memoirs of a convenience store attendant. NSFW
Posted on 4/9/25 at 11:38 am
Posted on 4/9/25 at 11:38 am
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That troll that walked in on drop was hilarious.
This post was edited on 4/9/25 at 11:44 am
Posted on 4/9/25 at 11:43 am to Goalie
The OT loves themselves the most corny staged videos online.
Posted on 4/9/25 at 11:47 am to Goalie
Now do the memoirs of the graveyard porn store employee.
Posted on 4/9/25 at 11:50 am to Goalie
That was awesome. Staged or not.
Posted on 4/9/25 at 11:51 am to Goalie
You know how I know this ain’t real? Cause she didn’t have to turn around and go to the tobacco case to get the can of dip.
Posted on 4/9/25 at 11:52 am to Goalie
Person in front of me in the line: "Lemme get $10 on pump six"
Me (thinking): "Gee, how do you f--k up your life so bad that you can only afford to buy gas a few gallons at a time..."
Person in front of me in the line: "Lemme also get three lucky seven scratch off tickets, a pack of Swisher Sweets and this five dollar candy bar"
Me (thinking): "...and there it is."
Posted on 4/9/25 at 11:54 am to grizzlylongcut
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You know how I know this ain’t real? Cause she didn’t have to turn around and go to the tobacco case to get the can of dip.
quote:After careful independent third-party research was conducted, I can verify that the post does indeed check out.
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Pardon the pun.
Posted on 4/9/25 at 12:07 pm to sidewalkside
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The OT loves themselves the most corny staged videos online.
No shite. This is not only fake as hell, but has already been posted.
Posted on 4/9/25 at 1:11 pm to sidewalkside
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The OT loves themselves the most corny staged videos online.
Probably staged but this is how some customers are. Not all customers but a small percentage. I had a customer at one of my businesses a few days ago that got pissed off when I checked on her to make sure she was ok with everything. Even made fun off me with her kids. Teaching her kids to be disrespectful. She's the kind that if you don't check on her, she will be pissed. Some guy has to go home to that woman. Unless you see it routinely, it's almost unbelievable.
Posted on 4/9/25 at 1:22 pm to 6R12
Back during the height of the covid scare hype a couple robbed every store in our small town. They went around acting sick and coughing just loading up on stuff. No one wanted to get sick...so no one stopped em.
Posted on 4/9/25 at 1:23 pm to Goalie
The voice of the the convenience store clerk has sure as shite changed since then.
Posted on 4/9/25 at 1:28 pm to AUFANATL
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Me (thinking): "Gee, how do you f--k up your life so bad that you can only afford to buy gas a few gallons at a time..."
I had to get gas to mow my lawn the other day.. forgot my wallet at home. But I had $3 in my center console
Walking into that gas station and saying $3 on pump 4” made me feel so damn poor

Posted on 4/9/25 at 1:28 pm to grizzlylongcut
I knew it was fake when the guy with the 'I Can't Breathe' mask didn't rob her or at least grab a handful of shite and run out the door.
Posted on 4/9/25 at 1:31 pm to Goalie
I am so glad that my job requires only very rare interaction with the general public.
Posted on 4/9/25 at 1:32 pm to AUFANATL
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Person in front of me in the line: "Lemme get $10 on pump six" Me (thinking): "Gee, how do you f--k up your life so bad that you can only afford to buy gas a few gallons at a time..."
Hey now. I do this.
Posted on 4/9/25 at 1:35 pm to Goalie
Is that staged? There can't be that many rude people out there.
Posted on 4/9/25 at 1:41 pm to sidewalkside
During my time behind the register, I saw every one of those types.
Posted on 4/9/25 at 1:42 pm to sidewalkside
Indicative of how old this site is getting. Another example is re-sharing months or even years old rage bait just so they can get mad all over again.
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