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Memoirs of a convenience store attendant. NSFW

Posted on 4/9/25 at 11:38 am
Posted by Goalie
Used to be San Diego now West Texas
Member since Jan 2025
557 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 11:38 am




That troll that walked in on drop was hilarious.
This post was edited on 4/9/25 at 11:44 am
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
171752 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 11:41 am to
some rude people out there.
Posted by sidewalkside
rent free in yo head
Member since Sep 2021
3234 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 11:43 am to
The OT loves themselves the most corny staged videos online.
Posted by Chief One Word
Eastern Washington State
Member since Mar 2018
4128 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 11:47 am to
Now do the memoirs of the graveyard porn store employee.
Posted by Goalie
Used to be San Diego now West Texas
Member since Jan 2025
557 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 11:48 am to
Posted by 214
Geaux Tigers
Member since Mar 2025
1949 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 11:50 am to
That was awesome. Staged or not.
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
12486 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 11:51 am to
You know how I know this ain’t real? Cause she didn’t have to turn around and go to the tobacco case to get the can of dip.
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
4622 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 11:52 am to

Person in front of me in the line: "Lemme get $10 on pump six"

Me (thinking): "Gee, how do you f--k up your life so bad that you can only afford to buy gas a few gallons at a time..."

Person in front of me in the line: "Lemme also get three lucky seven scratch off tickets, a pack of Swisher Sweets and this five dollar candy bar"

Me (thinking): "...and there it is."

Posted by 214
Geaux Tigers
Member since Mar 2025
1949 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 11:54 am to
quote:

You know how I know this ain’t real? Cause she didn’t have to turn around and go to the tobacco case to get the can of dip.
quote:

Posted by grizzlylongcut
After careful independent third-party research was conducted, I can verify that the post does indeed check out.

Pardon the pun.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
153642 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

The OT loves themselves the most corny staged videos online.

No shite. This is not only fake as hell, but has already been posted.
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
10340 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

The OT loves themselves the most corny staged videos online.


Probably staged but this is how some customers are. Not all customers but a small percentage. I had a customer at one of my businesses a few days ago that got pissed off when I checked on her to make sure she was ok with everything. Even made fun off me with her kids. Teaching her kids to be disrespectful. She's the kind that if you don't check on her, she will be pissed. Some guy has to go home to that woman. Unless you see it routinely, it's almost unbelievable.
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
Member since Aug 2023
1374 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 1:22 pm to
Back during the height of the covid scare hype a couple robbed every store in our small town. They went around acting sick and coughing just loading up on stuff. No one wanted to get sick...so no one stopped em.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
86303 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 1:23 pm to
The voice of the the convenience store clerk has sure as shite changed since then.
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
38229 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

Me (thinking): "Gee, how do you f--k up your life so bad that you can only afford to buy gas a few gallons at a time..."


I had to get gas to mow my lawn the other day.. forgot my wallet at home. But I had $3 in my center console

Walking into that gas station and saying $3 on pump 4” made me feel so damn poor
Posted by OU812ME2
Earth
Member since Jun 2021
1160 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 1:28 pm to
I knew it was fake when the guy with the 'I Can't Breathe' mask didn't rob her or at least grab a handful of shite and run out the door.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
68864 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 1:31 pm to
I am so glad that my job requires only very rare interaction with the general public.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
19814 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

Person in front of me in the line: "Lemme get $10 on pump six" Me (thinking): "Gee, how do you f--k up your life so bad that you can only afford to buy gas a few gallons at a time..."


Hey now. I do this.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
2363 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 1:35 pm to
Is that staged? There can't be that many rude people out there.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41145 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 1:41 pm to
During my time behind the register, I saw every one of those types.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
5055 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 1:42 pm to
Indicative of how old this site is getting. Another example is re-sharing months or even years old rage bait just so they can get mad all over again.
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