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Membership Skyrockets After Rare Pokemon Discovered At Masonic Lodge
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:29 pm
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:29 pm
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Then in March five more petitions came in from under-30 men, but these men were not local, hailing from towns like West Chester PA and Elkton MD. What was going on? One investigation committee while on a home visit inquired of one of the petitioners who told them that he had heard on Reddit that there was a rare Pokemon living inside the Lodge.
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The lodge officers set about in a frantic search, but found that their knowledge of technology and modern culture had been sorely neglected, and looked to surrounding Lodges for assistance. All were also mired in the deepest stagnation except one, Buchanan Lodge under the leadership of a skinny jean wearing Worshipful Master, Ramses Broomjaw. Broomjaw quickly discovered a rare Pokemon named Fezybru that was residing in the Blue Room and began posting screen shots on Facebook.
its all fun and games until they break out the goat
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:31 pm to fatboydave
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Worshipful Master, Ramses Broomjaw
this... this right here... is a name of names
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:32 pm to fatboydave
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under-30 men
Hopefully under-30 here means 13
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:33 pm to Pettifogger
quote:Indeed it is
this... this right here... is a name of names
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:37 pm to fatboydave
quote:Of course they don’t know what Pokémon are, Lancaster is Amish country
their knowledge of technology and modern culture had been sorely neglected
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:38 pm to fatboydave
Sometimes I see roving groups of misfits playing this game and most are 20+.
I’ve been tempted to call the police on a few of them to report a pre-crime.
I’ve been tempted to call the police on a few of them to report a pre-crime.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:39 pm to fatboydave
Da fuq? That's a Drowzee.

This post was edited on 6/14/19 at 1:41 pm
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:45 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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Sometimes I see roving groups of misfits playing this game and most are 20+.
I’ve been tempted to call the police on a few of them to report a pre-crime.
I remember this idiot was livestreaming while playing at like 2am in the hood in NYC.
LINK
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:47 pm to fatboydave
When the Pokemon game on the smartphone first game out, someone was explaining it to me. He was talking about how a few nights earlier he had his wife driving him around to find pokemon figures.
When he said she was driving him around while he looked for them, I thought he meant he was looking out the window for something and I asked him something like "I don't get it, so who puts the pokemon things you are looking for out there?".
He was like "What? No you dumbass. There isn't any type of hardware. It's electronical. On your phone. It shows you where they are and you have to go to those locations and it puts it in on the game, on your phone"...
Posted on 6/14/19 at 2:05 pm to fatboydave
He will probably my be invited to comicon for finding such an amazing find
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