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Membership Skyrockets After Rare Pokemon Discovered At Masonic Lodge

Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:29 pm
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:29 pm
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Then in March five more petitions came in from under-30 men, but these men were not local, hailing from towns like West Chester PA and Elkton MD. What was going on?  One investigation committee while on a home visit inquired of one of the petitioners who told them that he had heard on Reddit that there was a rare Pokemon living inside the Lodge.

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The lodge officers set about in a frantic search, but found that their knowledge of technology and modern culture had been sorely neglected, and looked to surrounding Lodges for assistance. All were also mired in the deepest stagnation except one, Buchanan Lodge under the leadership of a skinny jean wearing Worshipful Master, Ramses Broomjaw. Broomjaw quickly discovered a rare Pokemon named Fezybru that was residing in the Blue Room and began posting screen shots on Facebook.

its all fun and games until they break out the goat
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
148001 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:31 pm to
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Worshipful Master, Ramses Broomjaw

this... this right here... is a name of names
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87727 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:32 pm to
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under-30 men


Hopefully under-30 here means 13
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45189 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:33 pm to
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this... this right here... is a name of names
Indeed it is
Posted by heypaul
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
38427 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:33 pm to
Ugggh
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7563 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:37 pm to
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their knowledge of technology and modern culture had been sorely neglected
Of course they don’t know what Pokémon are, Lancaster is Amish country
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61504 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:38 pm to
Sometimes I see roving groups of misfits playing this game and most are 20+.

I’ve been tempted to call the police on a few of them to report a pre-crime.
Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
37935 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:39 pm to
Da fuq? That's a Drowzee.



This post was edited on 6/14/19 at 1:41 pm
Posted by HammerheadLincoln
The farther west the farther out
Member since May 2015
5807 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:41 pm to
yeah, this is satire
Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
37935 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:45 pm to
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Sometimes I see roving groups of misfits playing this game and most are 20+.

I’ve been tempted to call the police on a few of them to report a pre-crime.

I remember this idiot was livestreaming while playing at like 2am in the hood in NYC.

LINK
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:47 pm to


When the Pokemon game on the smartphone first game out, someone was explaining it to me. He was talking about how a few nights earlier he had his wife driving him around to find pokemon figures.

When he said she was driving him around while he looked for them, I thought he meant he was looking out the window for something and I asked him something like "I don't get it, so who puts the pokemon things you are looking for out there?".

He was like "What? No you dumbass. There isn't any type of hardware. It's electronical. On your phone. It shows you where they are and you have to go to those locations and it puts it in on the game, on your phone"...
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20238 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 2:05 pm to
He will probably my be invited to comicon for finding such an amazing find
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