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re: Meet Lisa Sparks - Guinness Record Holder

Posted on 12/6/23 at 3:44 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 12/6/23 at 3:44 pm to
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Someone claimed she is their aunt



And a thousand claimed they could be her uncle!
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 12/6/23 at 3:44 pm to
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Bet that shite smells heavenly.





I imagine the room it took place in smelled pretty ripe after that was said and done.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25649 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 3:44 pm to
She needed a 55 gallon drum of Lume following that spectacle.
Posted by Grigio
Member since May 2023
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Posted on 12/6/23 at 3:47 pm to
This post was edited on 4/5/24 at 3:21 pm
Posted by Sao
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 12/6/23 at 3:48 pm to
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imagine the room it took place in smelled pretty ripe after that was said and done.



Like a room of wet pecans
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 3:48 pm to
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Lisa Sparxxx, who is said to have slept with 919 men in a single day. Technically, she achieved the questionable feat in only 12 hours


I call bullshite! 12 hours equal a total of 43,200 seconds. Divide that by 919 and you get an average of 47 seconds each.

I know the term "sleeping" is used very poorly here so does it actually include f*cking, sucking and just simply being blasted?
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 12/6/23 at 3:48 pm to
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In order to set the record, the men were only allowed 45 seconds with the actress


Dang, sex and time to cuddle with over 900 men in a day?!?
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
133627 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 3:54 pm to
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the men were only allowed 45 seconds with the actress
So what would I do with the other 30 seconds??
Posted by Hoodie
Donaldsonville, LA
Member since Dec 2019
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Posted on 12/6/23 at 3:57 pm to
Reports from the scene say a number of the men involved just wanted to talk.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
32087 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 3:57 pm to
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I call bullshite! 12 hours equal a total of 43,200 seconds. Divide that by 919 and you get an average of 47 seconds each.


quote:

In order to set the record, the men were only allowed 45 seconds with the actress


This post was edited on 12/6/23 at 3:58 pm
Posted by jrobic4
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
12183 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 4:03 pm to
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Her parents must be dead from an OD or in prison


FIFY
Posted by Meatball
Member since Sep 2009
5114 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 4:04 pm to
Must be desperate guys that participated in this.
Posted by Tempratt
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Posted on 12/6/23 at 4:05 pm to
Female Gene Simmons
Posted by Babewinkelman
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 12/6/23 at 4:06 pm to
I wonder if she could make 919 sandwiches in 12 hours.
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
12747 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 4:07 pm to
How do you not end the night with every STD known to man?
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17661 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 4:08 pm to
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I wonder if she could make 919 sandwiches in 12 hours.


Probably not but I bet that bitch could eat them.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17703 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 4:09 pm to
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I wonder if she could make 919 sandwiches in 12 hours


IDK, but if you've seen recent pictures of her, she could eat 919 sandwiches in 12 hours.
Posted by Fencepimp
Brusly
Member since Jun 2022
1085 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 4:11 pm to
I ain’t taking seconds. Some dude was bragging to his friends he was two hundred twenty second. Last was definitely like dropping a tooth pick in an empty salad bowl at a cheap buffet
This post was edited on 12/6/23 at 4:12 pm
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22045 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 4:11 pm to
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I wonder if she could make 919 sandwiches in 12 hours.


Probably not but I bet that bitch could eat them.


The article I cited in the OP includes this gem:

quote:

She added that she was so bored during the event that she ended up ordering MacDonalds.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
15062 posts
Posted on 12/6/23 at 4:12 pm to
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