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"Massive" Herpes Outbreak Reported At Coachella Music Festival

Posted on 4/29/19 at 10:37 am
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 4/29/19 at 10:37 am
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People attending the Coachella Music Festival this year are picking up much more than "good vibes" – they are also picking up herpes. According to the herpes tracking app "HerpAlert" there has been a massive outbreak of the sexually transmitted disease in California which is believed to be associated with the Coachella Music Festival.






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"In all, 1,105 herpes cases were reported in the Coachella Valley area and in the nearby cities of Los Angeles and San Diego," the New York Post reported. That number is a record for the App, blowing past the 60 inquiries received in L.A. during the Academy Awards back in February.
This post was edited on 4/29/19 at 10:54 am
Posted by Hogwarts
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Posted on 4/29/19 at 10:39 am to
This is the least surprising thing I have read on the internet today.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 4/29/19 at 10:40 am to
Water is wet
Posted by Crayon Smeller
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 4/29/19 at 10:41 am to
This is at least a week old
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 4/29/19 at 10:41 am to
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 4/29/19 at 10:42 am to
quote:

People attending the Coachella Music Festival this year are picking up much more than "good vibes"
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 4/29/19 at 10:44 am to
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This is at least a week old



More than I can say for your account
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
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Posted on 4/29/19 at 10:46 am to
Need pics of the women in attendance to properly assess if it was worth it or not.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
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Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:15 am to
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:16 am to
I've never been to Coachella
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
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Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:18 am to
I wouldn’t expect anything less from a gathering of 1000s of electronic music loving hippies
Posted by TDsngumbo
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Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:22 am to
Posted by BayouBengals18
Fort Worth
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Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:26 am to
Hey.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
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Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:27 am to
Hey sweetie good morning
Posted by Athis
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Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:31 am to
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Float like a butterfly sting like a bee, Went to Coachella now it burns when I pee.
Posted by smash williams
San Diego
Member since Apr 2009
21106 posts
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:31 am to
Wait, there's a herpes tracking app?
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34932 posts
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:32 am to
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Need pics of the women in attendance


No you don’t, I can describe the pics without ever seeing any.. you can assume the following:

Every single person thats in pics look like they need a shower
TONS of colorful glitter all over the place
Some wacky arse ‘LOOK AT ME’ type of costumes
Lots of crusty and dusty converse all stars (and some old school FILAs sprinkled in too)
Girls in fishnet type clothes, sweating their asses off because they can’t handle the molly
Some short videos of hippies doing their stupid electric music trance dances

And don’t forget the hashtags:
#itsLIT
#squadgoals
#ravetogetherstaytogether
#TAKEMEBACK



Basically it’s a bunch of losers expressing their ‘originality’ while simultaneously looking exactly like everyone else that’s there



This post was edited on 4/29/19 at 11:33 am
Posted by WallsAllAroundMe
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Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:35 am to
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