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"Massive" Herpes Outbreak Reported At Coachella Music Festival
Posted on 4/29/19 at 10:37 am
Posted on 4/29/19 at 10:37 am
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People attending the Coachella Music Festival this year are picking up much more than "good vibes" – they are also picking up herpes. According to the herpes tracking app "HerpAlert" there has been a massive outbreak of the sexually transmitted disease in California which is believed to be associated with the Coachella Music Festival.
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"In all, 1,105 herpes cases were reported in the Coachella Valley area and in the nearby cities of Los Angeles and San Diego," the New York Post reported. That number is a record for the App, blowing past the 60 inquiries received in L.A. during the Academy Awards back in February.
This post was edited on 4/29/19 at 10:54 am
Posted on 4/29/19 at 10:39 am to Placebeaux
This is the least surprising thing I have read on the internet today. 
Posted on 4/29/19 at 10:41 am to Placebeaux
This is at least a week old
Posted on 4/29/19 at 10:41 am to Placebeaux
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Posted on 4/29/19 at 10:42 am to Placebeaux
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People attending the Coachella Music Festival this year are picking up much more than "good vibes"

Posted on 4/29/19 at 10:44 am to Crayon Smeller
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This is at least a week old
More than I can say for your account
Posted on 4/29/19 at 10:46 am to Placebeaux
Need pics of the women in attendance to properly assess if it was worth it or not.
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:16 am to Placebeaux
I've never been to Coachella
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:18 am to Placebeaux
I wouldn’t expect anything less from a gathering of 1000s of electronic music loving hippies
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:27 am to BayouBengals18
Hey sweetie good morning
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:31 am to Placebeaux
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Float like a butterfly sting like a bee, Went to Coachella now it burns when I pee.
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:31 am to Placebeaux
Wait, there's a herpes tracking app?
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:32 am to Legion of Doom
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Need pics of the women in attendance
No you don’t, I can describe the pics without ever seeing any.. you can assume the following:
Every single person thats in pics look like they need a shower
TONS of colorful glitter all over the place
Some wacky arse ‘LOOK AT ME’ type of costumes
Lots of crusty and dusty converse all stars (and some old school FILAs sprinkled in too)
Girls in fishnet type clothes, sweating their asses off because they can’t handle the molly
Some short videos of hippies doing their stupid electric music trance dances
And don’t forget the hashtags:
#itsLIT
#squadgoals
#ravetogetherstaytogether
#TAKEMEBACK
Basically it’s a bunch of losers expressing their ‘originality’ while simultaneously looking exactly like everyone else that’s there
This post was edited on 4/29/19 at 11:33 am
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:35 am to Placebeaux
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This post was edited on 5/16/23 at 3:18 pm
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