re: Massive Dead Snake found / Sir Mix-Alot Amazingness (BUMPED THREAD)

I just read this thread sitting in my MBA class. Couldn't help from laughing out loud. I sat reading the rest of the thread with one hand squeezing my cheeks and the other doing the scrolling.

This is the second time The OT got me while in class. The first time was the open spreadsheet debacle.

ETA: CptBengal...Change the name of the thread because I didn't read this earlier because of the title. Only reason I read it was the topics of interest title.

hahahaha after finding this, being scared shittless, then laughing my arse off, I couldn't help but post the official video: LINK

It never gets old

Bobby Got Sack - by Brinner

Anybody wanna take verse 2?

Oh my god, Steve look at his nuts
They are so big…
He looks like one of those hairy guys' boyfriends.
But, you know, who understands those gay guys?
They only talk to him, because,
he looks like a total bottom, 'kay?
I mean, his nuts, they’re just so big.
I can't believe they’re just so swollen,they’re like,
hanging there, I mean - gross. Look!
He’s just so ...yuck!

I like big nuts and I cannot lie,
You other brothers can't deny.
When a dude walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a long thing in your face
You get SPRUNG
Wanna pull up tough,
Cause you noticed his shorts was stuffed
Deep in a g he’s wearing,
I’m hard and I can’t stop staring.
Oh, Bobby, I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My gayboys tried to warn me,
But those nuts you got make
Me-me-me So Horny!!!

Oohh, Long Dong Silver,
You say you wanna get in my truck?
Well use me, use me, cause you ain’t that average dude, See
I seen him fishing,
To hell with this kissing.
He’s sweat, wet,
Got it going like homo pet.
I’m tired of magazines,
Saying hung guys are the thing.
Take the average gay man and ask him that
He’s gotta pack much sack
So fellas (yeah),fellas (yeah)
Has your boyfriend got the nuts? (Hell yeah!)
Tell him to shake 'em! (Shake 'em!) Shake 'em! (Shake 'em!)
Shake those healthy nuts!
Bobby got sack!

It's gone wayyyyyy away from the original idea!

Just bumping this because I thought about it a little while ago after seeing the Baby Got Back video and couldn’t stop laughing. It’s been 11 years so the new crop of posters deserve to witness the original hilarity of this thread.



Admins, please edit the OP so people know it’s an old thread.

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My anaconda dont want none unless you got some son

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This must be the longest thread bump in Tigerdroppings history.