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re: Massage Envy accused in over 180 sexual assaults

Posted on 11/27/17 at 9:01 am to
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53975 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 9:01 am to
Their new Slogan is going to be:

Massage Envy, where we give the tips
This post was edited on 11/27/17 at 9:15 am
Posted by dantonioredux
Member since Aug 2017
126 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 9:05 am to
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quote:
My girlfriend

Pics?



Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76206 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 9:07 am to
Does she often have runs in her hose?
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
32430 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 9:31 am to
I just love how masseuse came out the wood works when that 'uncertified' masseuse in Denham got murdered. They sure were quick to complain about how the uncertified ones were disparaging their reputation and blah blah blah. Well, there goes that argument...
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 9:49 am to
My wife is a massage therapist. She will never work for massage envy because they basically pay their therapists minimum wage.

Before the shitposting comments, she works for a chiropractic office.
This post was edited on 11/27/17 at 9:50 am
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76206 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 10:08 am to
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CGSC Lobotomy
Texas A&M Fan
Lacey, Washington
Member since Sep 2011
36854 posts
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quote:

My wife is a massage therapist. She will never work for massage envy because they basically pay their therapists minimum wage.
Before the shitposting comments, she works for a chiropractic office.
quote:

Texas A&M Fan
You do know that you and your wife are each other's beards?
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38338 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 10:16 am to
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I guarantee you that the majority of these accusations are complete bullshite born of women who simply were upset that the massage got too close to something

These morons are going to put the massage model out of business.



As much as I hate "victim shaming", I tend to wholly agree with this.
Posted by IllegalPete
Front Range
Member since Oct 2017
7182 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 10:22 am to
I am pretty sure that is Mila Kunis.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69588 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 10:24 am to
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My girlfriend got a creepy male masseuse in Mandeville. Nothing happened, but she got a weird vibe and stopped the massage.


What made her so creeped out?
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4243 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 10:25 am to
Did she say what was creepy? Was he breathing heavy or making noises? That would definitely qualify. Otherwise, I feel like creepy is a little overused these days. Especially when the scenario is that you are paying some dude to rub on you.
Posted by glorymanutdtiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2012
4611 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 10:27 am to
Is Justin Thomas one of them? He is on tv telling everybody to go over there
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21814 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 10:34 am to
Chicken is in on it. Trying to get in on the Lawsuit Train.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76784 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 10:56 am to
do they have a lafayette location? Just heard a story about a guy who got a surprise rub and tug at a place over there. he went back 3 time since.
Posted by dantonioredux
Member since Aug 2017
126 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 12:22 pm to
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What made her so creeped out?


She asked that he not massage her inner thighs and he got argumentative. He said that was his specialty.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 12:25 pm to
Written by Buzzfeed? I don’t care. Worst “news” organization ever. Stick to holiday recipes and videos about lesbians and trannies.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26236 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 12:38 pm to
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So this is where we are as a society, ey?


No shite, Buzzfeed?
Posted by TheBob
Metairie
Member since Jun 2005
17050 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 1:11 pm to
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She asked that he not massage her inner thighs and he got argumentative. He said that was his specialty.


Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

I guarantee you that the majority of these accusations are complete bull shite born of women who simply were upset that the massage got too close to something

These morons are going to put the massage model out of business.


Regardless of what happened, there’s an easy fix to this. If you’re a male masseuse, simply refuse to take on female clients. And vice versa
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:46 pm to
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These morons are going to put the massage model out of business.



No - it will put the model of giving a massage in a private room with no witnesses out of business.

Marathon and triathlon finishing spots routinely have sports massages available. But everything is openly visible to the public.
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