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Maryland restaurant is making customers use "bumper tables" to ensure social distancing

Posted on 5/18/20 at 9:52 pm
Posted by ZIGG
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Posted on 5/18/20 at 9:52 pm
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A popular waterfront restaurant in Maryland has come up with a way to keep customers at a safe social distance.

Fish Tales Bar & Grill in Ocean City has bought new "bumper tables" that are surrounded by large inner tubes to keep diners from getting too close.
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This post was edited on 5/18/20 at 9:54 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
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Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 5/18/20 at 9:53 pm to
I'll eat at home, thanks
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 5/18/20 at 9:53 pm to
I swear half the shite I read on the news these days looks like something you would see in the onion.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 5/18/20 at 9:54 pm to
Thats a bit too much.
Posted by cardswinagain
Member since Jun 2013
11870 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 9:56 pm to
No way that’s real is it? Who would resort themselves to doing something that stupid?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
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Posted on 5/18/20 at 10:01 pm to
In all likelihood, people will flock to this joint just for the novelty and to say they have been there.
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 5/18/20 at 10:03 pm to
This. Looks more satirical than draconian to me.
Posted by Richard Flagget
Member since Mar 2018
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Posted on 5/18/20 at 10:03 pm to
It seems silly, yes. But I was able to maintain a public errection and avoid jail this time.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 5/18/20 at 10:08 pm to
quote:

No way that’s real is it? Who would resort themselves to doing something that stupid?


I actually saw this on the world news. I had it on and just so happened to look up when they were showing this, but I didn't really catch what it was.. But I did see people walking in with the tube around them..
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 5/18/20 at 10:10 pm to
Here is the report on CBS's twitter page.

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Posted by t00f
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Posted on 5/18/20 at 10:11 pm to
Yeah I saw that, I won’t even wear a mask so frick that.
Posted by Walt OReilly
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Posted on 5/18/20 at 10:12 pm to
What a time to be alive
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 5/18/20 at 10:13 pm to
If it saves just one life...
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Posted by Dandy Lion
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Posted on 5/18/20 at 10:17 pm to
The sex is very complicated, but worth it.
Posted by Hot Carl
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Posted on 5/18/20 at 10:17 pm to
I actually think this is pretty genius.
Posted by Dizz
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 5/18/20 at 10:17 pm to
Don’t know why y’all shitting on this. This restaurant is getting inane publicity. I would bet this placed is full for the novelty alone and they probably stop it in two weeks and go back to normal.
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 5/18/20 at 10:30 pm to
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But I was able to maintain a public errection and avoid jail this time


Not me
Posted by Jyrdis
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Posted on 5/18/20 at 10:34 pm to
Georgia really got it right.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 5/18/20 at 10:36 pm to
quote:

In all likelihood, people will flock to this joint just for the novelty and to say they have been there.


Zigg's brain doesn't comprehend genius. The over/under for IG pics posted from there will be huge.
Posted by Captain Lafitte
Barataria Bay
Member since Nov 2012
6377 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 10:37 pm to
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