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re: Married OT: Where do you put bed throw pillows at night?

Posted on 1/5/15 at 10:18 am to
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 10:18 am to
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Does one have to be married in order to have throw pillows and post in the thread?


If you are single and have throw pillows on your bed, you've got bigger problems than worrying about where they go when you sleep.
Posted by Winkface
Member since Jul 2010
34377 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 10:23 am to
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It's hard enough for me to get the wife to wash the sheets once a week.
So why don't you wash them?
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
107903 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 10:37 am to
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We have a bench at the foot of the bed for those...
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 10:38 am to
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So why don't you wash them?


Why did I get married again?
Posted by AutoYes_Clown
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2012
5332 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:14 pm to
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i would throw them all on the floor between the wifes side of the bed and the wall. I guess she got tired of climbing over the mountain of pillows to get to bed because they have all disappeared now.




This is exactly what I have been doing and trying to accomplish but it is not working. We have a basket but we have long out grown the basket with pillows. Contributing to this is that we never balance the number of pillows. Idont mind if she wants a new pillow design/color but she doesnt get rid of ANY older ones to make room for new ones. We would need 2-3 bench/chests to store all of them.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:24 pm to
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Where do you suggest I put them in pillow timeout?


Why don't you try talking to them so that they understand what they did wrong instead of just putting them in timeout? It's called parenting, you lazy piece of shite.
Posted by lsutiger316
Member since Mar 2009
64 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:24 pm to
on the floor. that's the only spot where there is room available.
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42943 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:26 pm to
on the floor until get tired of looking at them, then I move them to the guest bedroom until we have company coming over, then I move them back to their rightful place.
Posted by DrRogers
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2014
581 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:28 pm to
Over my wife's mouth to prevent her from waking up the kids while enjoying sex.
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42943 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:31 pm to
I use the regular pillows to smother mriluv when he starts snoring
Posted by gamecocks22
SC
Member since Dec 2012
4913 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:32 pm to
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I stack them next to the side of the bed and use them as a night stand for my phone to charge




I do this as well. I swear, I don't know where all the damn pillows come from. My fiance loves pillows that are not necessary, so I put them on the floor.

Probably going to have to do this.
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We have a bench at the foot of the bed for those.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138020 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:34 pm to
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:35 pm to
quote:


This is exactly what I have been doing and trying to accomplish but it is not working. We have a basket but we have long out grown the basket with pillows. Contributing to this is that we never balance the number of pillows. Idont mind if she wants a new pillow design/color but she doesnt get rid of ANY older ones to make room for new ones. We would need 2-3 bench/chests to store all of them.


You should buy some tacky ones and add them to the pile. See how she likes that.



Posted by dtmb
Member since Mar 2013
696 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:39 pm to
My wife eventually saw the light and accepted the fact that there's no reason to have a bunch of useless decorative obstacles on the bed.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18850 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 1:08 pm to
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Why don't you try talking to them so that they understand what they did wrong instead of just putting them in timeout? It's called parenting, you lazy piece of shite.


I've been working 12/12's at the coal mine. Just don't have the patience I used to.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 1:09 pm to
You're what's wrong with America.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18850 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 1:29 pm to
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You're what's wrong with America.


My wife and our pillows are seeking help. Looking to go on Dr. Phil.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22519 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 1:29 pm to
bulldoze to floor
Posted by htownjeep
Republic of Texas
Member since Jun 2005
7769 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 1:34 pm to
They've been piled up on top of the love seat for as long as I can remember. I asked her the other day as to why they even exist. The answer was "for when I make it up real pretty if we have important guests coming over". We've had many parties and they have never moved...guess those people weren't important?
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
34457 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 1:36 pm to
every night I throw that shite all over the floor, and every morning she puts them right back on when she makes up the bed.

She obviously doesn't mind picking them up strewn across the room because she still does it.

With the thermostat set at 62.
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