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re: Married, first kid problems
Posted on 10/8/23 at 5:09 pm to LaLadyinTx
Posted on 10/8/23 at 5:09 pm to LaLadyinTx
You sound a lib bitch. Get a man, not a lib douche, but a man.
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Posted on 10/8/23 at 5:30 pm to ODoyleRulez
Kiss your sex life goodbye for a while. They don’t come back sexually for 2 or 3 decades. But don’t worry, I recommend Japanese midget porn with subtitles. It will get you through these tough times when your wife has the audacity to recover her physical and mental health , and some of it is Godzilla- themed. Which is pretty cool.
Posted on 10/8/23 at 6:11 pm to ODoyleRulez
Take the night shifts. She will appreciate it, and you will be too tired to want to have sex.
Posted on 10/8/23 at 7:09 pm to mahdragonz
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Are you fricking serious? Just out of curiosity, what specifically would you like your wife to do for you over keeping your ultra young offspring alive
Lol no shite. I’m glad I waited until I was a grown-up to have a child.
Posted on 10/9/23 at 6:49 am to ODoyleRulez
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Any help yall have please.
Yall are both in shock. It's normal.
Her body is wrecked, her mind is wrecked, and she is hyperfocused on keeping your first born child alive.
You are in shock realizing that all the fun weekends, quiet time, and lack of responsibility are over with.
In 4-6 months it will be MUCH better, you will both come out of the fog and speak back on these times similar to an out of body experience. Just put your seat belt on and sit tight for the landing, don't jump out the plane just because of some turbulence.
Take care of your wife, you will soon realize she has endured an extreme trauma to all facets of her life physical and mental, do your best to support. If you need help, seek it as well.
Posted on 10/9/23 at 6:53 am to Celery
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Postpartum depression is
Something that’s made up by modern lazy women
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