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re: Manchineel Tree in Florida Looks Harmless, But Could Possibly be World's Deadliest Tree

Posted on 11/17/21 at 12:26 pm to
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
104213 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

I guess you need to….leaf it alone



If you see one you best make like a tree, and get outta there.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
104213 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

Why not just kill them all, since they are apparently trying to kill everything else



But unlike insects, snakes, and pit bulls, don't kill it with fire.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129921 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 12:28 pm to
Most trees are all bark and no bite, but not this one
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129921 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

don't kill it with fire.



Or…hear me out, we say the tree is racist, sexist and some other -ist and let Antifa burn it down.

2 birds, one stone
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
4578 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 12:30 pm to
I don't meant to be all sappy, but that would be sad if someone died from a poisonous tree.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
20394 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 12:31 pm to
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If you see one you best make like a tree, and get outta there.


It's *leave*, you idiot! "Make like a tree, and leave." You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82734 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

I don't meant to be all sappy, but that would be sad if someone died from a poisonous tree.



sounds like that tree is the root of all evil trees
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
104213 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 12:32 pm to
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
31422 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 12:32 pm to
This sounds like a great start to a horticultural program for people who murder kids

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129921 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

I don't meant to be all sappy, but that would be sad if someone died from a poisonous tree


I wood knot want to go that way
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82734 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

I wood knot want to go that way


yep, goes against my grain
Posted by mark65mc
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
11434 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 12:42 pm to
Harvey Updyke missed his chance for redemption.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
75328 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

Have we found the long lost Tree of Life? Was the Garden of Eden actually in Florida?


God: "Eat from any tree except that one"

Adam: Eats from the one forbidden tree.

Adam was definitely a Florida Man.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
45898 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 1:42 pm to
if the South succeeds, Florida is out. No Florida in new confederation
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82734 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

Florida is


not part of

quote:

the South



ETA: succeeds
This post was edited on 11/17/21 at 1:52 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
20394 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 2:32 pm to
I guess a few don't get the BTTF references
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
7496 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

Harvey Updyke missed his chance for redemption.


Or the judge in his case missed his chance for a suitable punishment. Sometimes the dumbass gets the tree, sometimes the tree gets the dumbass.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
281843 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

the Guinness Book of World Records declared the Manchineel to be world's most dangerous tree. It can only be found in one state in the United States: Florida.


Florida and Australia are like siblings. Nature and people.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
65878 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 2:49 pm to
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Member when Heels Up wanted more trees planted in urban areas? There you go

With the most recent spending bill, they now have around $1.5 billion to do just that.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
20394 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

Florida and Australia are like siblings. Nature and people.


Ain't that the truth
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