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re: Man tries to BBQ rattle snake - snake says "Nope, nope, nope."

Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:30 am to
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
13022 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:30 am to
quote:

Good odds Budlight lime involved.


No, that's a no doubter Bud & Clamato occasion.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
88186 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:31 am to
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40383 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:33 am to
Hold my beer and wachishshit.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13476 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:35 am to
Always go Judge to the Face before handling any venomous snake. Then, BBQ.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
40143 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:36 am to
why didn't he kill it first?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76275 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:40 am to
where's the challenge in that?
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37053 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:42 am to
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Don't handle venomous snakes. Just kill them and dispose of them quickly.


Buddy from Greensboro showed me a picture of a copperhead he de-headed last week. Has a ice pick like tool for just that use. But he said he kills them all, even the black king snakes.
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
7322 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:49 am to
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Darwin Award winner, almost...


There are a lot of posters on this board that need to learn what the Darwin Awards are.

You can't win if you've already reproduced.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76275 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:49 am to
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You can't win if you've already reproduced.


that so?
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
7322 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:52 am to
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that so?


Well, survival of the fittest refers to your genetics. If you've already reproduced then you aren't removed from the genome.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76275 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 11:56 am to
Winners of the award, in general, either are dead or have become unable to use their sexual organs.
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
7322 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:02 pm to
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in general, either are dead or have become unable to use their sexual organs.


Which is all well and good, but if said person has already reproduced then it isn't Darwinism.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25917 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:05 pm to
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There are a lot of posters on this board that need to learn what the Darwin Awards are.

You can't win if you've already reproduced.


They just don't know what Darwinian fitness truly is.
Posted by The Boob
Member since Mar 2010
773 posts
Posted on 9/19/17 at 12:16 pm to
I wonder if doctors ever face conflict internally between their Hippocratic Oath and letting survival of the fittest run its course - especially in this scenario
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