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re: Man hides drugs in butt. Shoots self in testicles

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Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42269 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 11:00 pm to
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Honestly this is the only way I can get hard anymore

This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 11:01 pm
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 11:06 pm to
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Man hides drugs in butt. Shoots self in testicles


This is an A+ thread title.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42269 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 11:16 pm to
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This is an A+ thread title.


I really appreciate the positive feedback.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 11:22 pm to
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who is a 13-time convicted felon


How??

White privilege and softie State of Washington.

Recall this is the same state that had tons of evidence on Ted Bundy and never charged him with anything.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
40910 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 11:22 pm to
Washington state has the strict "14 strikes and you're out" law.
Posted by BawFromBawcomville
Member since May 2019
83 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 4:50 am to
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Man hides drugs in butt


I knew before I saw the pic this wasn't a black person

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13-time convicted felon
and out

Had to be a white guy

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Washington State


Maybe it is really the best state to live in

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76194 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 7:00 am to
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Shoots self in testicles


because that's what people who hide drugs in their butt do.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77228 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 7:15 am to
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when he shot himself in the testicles


I feel pretty certain in saying that this world would be a better place had this boy's father done that before he was ever conceived.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25828 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 7:19 am to
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Not Florida

After seeing Spokane on Live PD, Washington seems like Florida of the PNW
Posted by eatpie
Kentucky
Member since Aug 2018
1583 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 7:21 am to
Maybe he swallowed the balloon the day before and it just passed naturally at an inconvenient time?
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 7:25 am to
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a balloon of marijuana slipped out of his anus while a doctor was operating on the gunshot wound,


You got to put NSFW in the title for all the gheys on the board.
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 7:28 am to
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thats thug life when you put a balloon of marijuana in your anus while in a state that has legalized marijuana


Yeah kinda odd. Especially since legalization = no more drug crimes, per the legalization crew.

Perhaps his 13 felonies prevent him from possession?
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 7:36 am to
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Washington state has the strict "14 strikes and you're out" law.


I worked with a guy that grew up there, and would say the tourist mantra for NW cities should essentially be "Where 21yos come to retire".
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 7:38 am to
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A bungling felon from Washington state made a series of blunders when he shot himself in the testicles and tried to hide the weapon — all while storing drugs in his anus
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Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, was carrying a pistol in his front pocket while in his Cashmere, Wash., apartment on April 5 when the firearm accidentally discharged and pierced his groin and thigh, according to the Wenatchee World News. Wilson, who is a 13-time convicted felon, told his girlfriend to dispose of the weapon before heading to the hospital, the paper said. When the ex-con finally went to the hospital, a balloon of marijuana slipped out of his anus while a doctor was operating on the gunshot wound

Weird flex but okay
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
8521 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 7:59 am to
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Not Florida


This is about as Florida as it gets without being geographically located in the state.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
63402 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:00 am to
Maybe he won't be able to reproduce since he shot himself in the 'nads.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19449 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:06 am to
Posted by sp22
Member since Jan 2019
779 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:25 am to
Safe bet
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:47 am to
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13 time felon. Will they let him out after his 14th time? Clearly they think he can be rehabilitated. Its going so well.
If at 1st you don't succeed, try try try try try try try try try try try try try try again.

He can't stop now, he ain't no quitter!
Posted by h0bnail
Member since Sep 2009
7628 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 9:08 am to
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Pot is legal in Washington. Got to be more to the story.


Maybe not for a 13x felon.
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