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Man Gets Attacked By Lion
Posted on 5/1/18 at 7:13 pm
Posted on 5/1/18 at 7:13 pm
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Posted on 5/1/18 at 7:16 pm to Cajun367
quote:
The attack is currently being investigated and it is not immediately clear what caused the animal to snap.
Ummm the owner was in the lions domain. GTFO
Old man is in intensive care
This post was edited on 5/1/18 at 7:17 pm
Posted on 5/1/18 at 7:18 pm to tigerbutt
They interviewed the lion, he said "looked like chicken, tasted like shite".
Posted on 5/1/18 at 7:18 pm to Cajun367
It’s almost as if he forgot the lion was a lion and stuff.
Posted on 5/1/18 at 7:19 pm to Cajun367
Bruh...
Posted on 5/1/18 at 7:20 pm to Cajun367
Don't steal from Larry, he's special, a-hole.
Posted on 5/1/18 at 7:20 pm to Cajun367
quote:
Man Gets Attacked By Lion
ranks up there with:
Man crushed by elephant
Man dies on vespa
And man smothered by fat chick during sex
As the top things you’ll never hear about me dieing from.
Posted on 5/1/18 at 7:21 pm to SidewalkDawg
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dieing
dying, just saying *sigh*
Posted on 5/1/18 at 7:21 pm to Cajun367
What’s to be investigated? Lion being a lion.
Posted on 5/1/18 at 7:25 pm to Cajun367
“Somebody get a video” hahahahaha
Posted on 5/1/18 at 7:25 pm to Cajun367
quote:what the frick is wrong with you?
sweet, sweet video.
Posted on 5/1/18 at 7:27 pm to Cajun367
What the frick was that guy doing?
Posted on 5/1/18 at 7:31 pm to liz18lsu
Yes die goes to dying
What does dyeing do.
What does dyeing do.
Posted on 5/1/18 at 7:32 pm to Cajun367
quote:
The attack is currently being investigated and it is not immediately clear what caused the animal to snap.
"Sources say that after an intense 12 hour interrogation, the lion's confession was captured on video. 'I'm a fricking lion', he reportedly shouted before demanding coffee and then asking for a lawyer.
This post was edited on 5/1/18 at 7:38 pm
Posted on 5/1/18 at 7:39 pm to Cajun367
Ol baw wasn't frickin around
I ain't lion neither
I ain't lion neither
Posted on 5/1/18 at 8:04 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
quote:
"Sources say that after an intense 12 hour interrogation, the lion's confession was captured on video. 'I'm a fricking lion',
The Scorpion and the Frog
A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "Because if I do, I will die too."
The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,
the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown,
but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"
Replies the scorpion: "Its my nature..."
Posted on 5/1/18 at 8:04 pm to liz18lsu
quote:
dying, just saying *sigh*
Sorry, normally im pretty good with grammer
Posted on 5/1/18 at 8:07 pm to SidewalkDawg
quote:
SidewalkDawg
Sorry, just one of the three I hate. All good
And, lion is gonna lion...lieing? Lying?
Posted on 5/1/18 at 8:08 pm to Cajun367
Nothing better in the heat of a dangerous moment than a fricking sobbing woman.
Nobody thought to throw rocks or anything? Just stupid beyond stupid like the guy who got eaten by the group of crocodiles he had fed for years.
Play with fire long enough and you'll get burned.
Nobody thought to throw rocks or anything? Just stupid beyond stupid like the guy who got eaten by the group of crocodiles he had fed for years.
Play with fire long enough and you'll get burned.
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