- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message

Man Battered Boyfriend With Singing Fish - No surprise here, Florida
Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:49 pm
Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:49 pm
quote:
Officers were called Sunday afternoon to a residence in Sebastian in connection with a reported domestic battery. Upon arriving at the home, cops found Larry Timmerman with a laceration on his head, an injury the victim said was caused by a Big Mouth Billy Bass thrown by Gregory Carney, 54.
quote:
After having to endure several Big Mouth Billy Bass performances, Timmerman, 52, “removed the singing fish from the room and placed it in the trash.” When Carney discovered the novelty item was missing from the den, he quizzed Timmerman on its whereabouts.
quote:
When Timmerman responded that Billy Bass was now in the trash, Carney became angry. Carney then fished the singing fish from the garbage and threw it at his boyfriend, cops allege. The item struck Timmerman in the head, causing a laceration.
LINK
Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:50 pm to DemonKA3268
Fish fry or plain corn meal
Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:51 pm to DemonKA3268
Did they take his mugshot when he was sitting in the barber's chair?
Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:51 pm to DemonKA3268
So I guess they’re not bass buddies anymore?
Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:52 pm to DemonKA3268
Those singing bass are annoying AF and make me want to beat a bitch as well


Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:52 pm to DemonKA3268
I can only imagine him whacking his padnuh with the fish, only for the damn thing to start singing as it falls to the floor
Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:53 pm to DemonKA3268
Looks like the villain from Men In Black 2.

Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:54 pm to DemonKA3268
i'm thinking they used this for more than decoration


Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:55 pm to DemonKA3268
Why is everyone always getting a haircut in these pics?
Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:57 pm to MorbidTheClown
Whole new meaning to “kick his arse sea bass!”
Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:59 pm to sweetwaterbilly
quote:
Did they take his mugshot when he was sitting in the barber's chair?
Posted on 4/23/18 at 3:04 pm to DemonKA3268
That is a rough looking 52. Or 54, whichever he is
Posted on 4/23/18 at 3:15 pm to Hot Carl
quote:
That is a rough looking 52. Or 54, whichever he is
Lifestyle probably doesn't help.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 3:16 pm to DemonKA3268
That baw has one foot in the grave already.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 3:21 pm to DemonKA3268
Man, Roger Sterling has really fallen on hard times.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 3:30 pm to TheFonz
quote:
That baw has one foot in the grave already.
Makes you wonder what the other guy looks like
Posted on 4/23/18 at 3:37 pm to DemonKA3268
I thought gays weren't supposed to be tacky
Posted on 4/23/18 at 3:38 pm to Hangover Haven
Possibly in his younger days.
Popular
Back to top

15











