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Man Battered Boyfriend With Singing Fish - No surprise here, Florida

Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:49 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:49 pm


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Officers were called Sunday afternoon to a residence in Sebastian in connection with a reported domestic battery. Upon arriving at the home, cops found Larry Timmerman with a laceration on his head, an injury the victim said was caused by a Big Mouth Billy Bass thrown by Gregory Carney, 54.
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After having to endure several Big Mouth Billy Bass performances, Timmerman, 52, “removed the singing fish from the room and placed it in the trash.” When Carney discovered the novelty item was missing from the den, he quizzed Timmerman on its whereabouts.
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When Timmerman responded that Billy Bass was now in the trash, Carney became angry. Carney then fished the singing fish from the garbage and threw it at his boyfriend, cops allege. The item struck Timmerman in the head, causing a laceration.

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Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18466 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:50 pm to
Fish fry or plain corn meal
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:51 pm to
Did they take his mugshot when he was sitting in the barber's chair?
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4818 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:51 pm to
So I guess they’re not bass buddies anymore?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132660 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:52 pm to
Those singing bass are annoying AF and make me want to beat a bitch as well

Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:52 pm to
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:52 pm to
I can only imagine him whacking his padnuh with the fish, only for the damn thing to start singing as it falls to the floor
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
21086 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:53 pm to
Looks like the villain from Men In Black 2.


Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:54 pm to
i'm thinking they used this for more than decoration


Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:55 pm to
Why is everyone always getting a haircut in these pics?
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4818 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:57 pm to
Whole new meaning to “kick his arse sea bass!”
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44831 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 2:59 pm to
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Did they take his mugshot when he was sitting in the barber's chair?


Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
62938 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 3:04 pm to
That is a rough looking 52. Or 54, whichever he is
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

That is a rough looking 52. Or 54, whichever he is

Lifestyle probably doesn't help.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23557 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 3:16 pm to
That baw has one foot in the grave already.
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
12045 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 3:21 pm to
Man, Roger Sterling has really fallen on hard times.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 3:30 pm to
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That baw has one foot in the grave already.


Makes you wonder what the other guy looks like
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 4/23/18 at 3:35 pm to



Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60158 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 3:37 pm to
I thought gays weren't supposed to be tacky
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 3:38 pm to
Possibly in his younger days.
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