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re: Man attempts to have sex with cow, 2nd man videotapes, cow totals 3 cars

Posted on 2/27/14 at 3:52 pm to
Posted by djangochained
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Posted on 2/27/14 at 3:52 pm to
Michael Jones looks like he bangs cows
Posted by Monk
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Posted on 2/27/14 at 4:28 pm to
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i about lost it at "we can't show you the video bc the man was naked and covered in jello"


I'm wondering if they would have shown the video if he had just been naked, but the jello was just too far out of bounds.

No cow may be safe once Winter is over.
Posted by engvol
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Posted on 2/27/14 at 6:54 pm to
Covered in jello
Posted by Scoop
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Posted on 2/27/14 at 7:07 pm to
I think this is a hoax.

Doesn't pass the smell test and the news guy had terrible grammar.
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 2/27/14 at 7:09 pm to
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Somehow people never believe me when I tell them that Ohio is the most redneck state.


Considering this took place in New England (New Hampshire to be exact), you need a map.

Who had this come to mind when you saw the news clip

(From "Stripes")Lee Harvey, when you stole that cow and your friends tried to make it with the cow... ***Start at :50 sec mark***
This post was edited on 2/27/14 at 7:12 pm
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
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Posted on 2/27/14 at 7:22 pm to


????????
Posted by Casty McBoozer
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Posted on 2/27/14 at 7:24 pm to
"The man videotaping the act took off as soon as he seen us arrive."
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 2/27/14 at 7:25 pm to
Hell of a headline right there.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 2/27/14 at 7:28 pm to
We can't show you that video, because the man was naked and covered in jello"

This post was edited on 2/27/14 at 7:29 pm
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 2/27/14 at 7:36 pm to
Reported by multiple outlets.

NBC Connecticut

Farmington Patch

Hartford Courant

quote:

Police said the incident was discovered by a farmer who set up a video camera in his barn in an effort to determine why his cows were acting anxious and not producing milk as usual, police said. The farmer called police after seeing the video of the alleged sexual assault of the cow.
I'd love to have seen the look on this guy's face while he was watching that video and suddenly, some dude walks up and bones the cow.
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