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Male Midwife Fired for telling pregnant women oral sex was good for their health

Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:36 am
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:36 am
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A male midwife has been struck off after telling pregnant mothers that oral sex would help them "absorb protein" and reduce their blood pressure.

A Nursing and Midwifery Council (NMC) panel heard Ronald Lock, 48, also told a woman in labour that taking an injection of pethidine "feels like being p***ed" while working at Southmead hospital in Bristol, the Bristol Post reported.


Get This Man a Medal!
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:37 am to
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telling pregnant mothers that oral sex would help them "absorb protein" and reduce their blood pressure.


My man.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:39 am to
He should receive a medal for doing fine work.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:39 am to
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oral sex would help them "absorb protein" and reduce their blood pressure.


But only if they swallow.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:39 am to
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oral sex would help them "absorb protein" and reduce their blood pressure.


its science
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:40 am to
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But only if they swallow.



Of course. And is he medically wrong?
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:41 am to
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He should receive a medal for doing fine work.
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:47 am to
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"feels like being p***ed"


feels like being pounded?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:48 am to
porked
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50934 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:48 am to
pissed. That's what the Brits call drunk.
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:51 am to
Wouldn't that make it medically necessary and therefore insurance has to pay? My man just legalized male prostitution of blowjobs overnight!
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
30738 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:56 am to
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"feels like being p***ed"


feels like being what?
pussed?
pumped?
pissed?
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91873 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 9:01 am to
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pissed. That's what the Brits call drunk.



I thought it was "porked" too. One of the odder censor examples I've ever seen for sure.
Posted by Stud Bud
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 9:01 am to
He's a fricking champion of the people!
Posted by Shexter
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Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 9:04 am to
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He also described a patient's placenta as "like a tug rope"


Posted by BigPapiDoesItAgain
Amérique du Nord
Member since Nov 2009
3530 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 9:08 am to
There was a study out of Sweden in the mid '90's suggesting that swallowing semen did actually decrease incidence of preeclampsia (Pregnancy induced hypertension) due to an immune modulation type of mechanism. I remember it came out when I was a resident, never was taken seriously. I can't find a link to the original study, but here is another citation along those lines. Pretty sure this never gained any real traction.

NCBI database
Posted by Lake Vegas Tiger
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 9:09 am to
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 9:10 am to
How many women said sure this seems legit?
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 9:10 am to
pissed
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 9:25 am to
Dude was trying to do her husband a solid, and this is how he is punished.
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