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Male chauvinist pig pork chopped by black-eyed woman .

Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:11 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34407 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:11 am


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A Florida Woman is facing a domestic battery charge after allegedly clobbering her boyfriend in the face with a frozen pork chop during a dispute Friday night in their residence. Cops allege that Jennifer Brassard, 48, and her beau were “engaged in a verbal argument” around 9:45 PM when Brassard “threw a frozen pork chop at the victim.” The pork chop, a criminal complaint notes, struck the man below the left eye, causing a half-inch laceration. After getting hit with the pork chop, the victim fled the couple’s home.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65678 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:13 am to
quote:

After getting hit with the pork chop, the victim fled the couple’s home.


seems like the pork chop defense worked.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:13 am to
men are pigs
Posted by CouldCareLess
Member since Feb 2019
2673 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:13 am to
Crack heads fighting....

CouldCareLess
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65678 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:13 am to
you missed this part.


The criminal complaint does not indicate whether the pork chop was seized as evidence.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47589 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:14 am to
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CouldCareLess


HowMuchLess?
Posted by CouldCareLess
Member since Feb 2019
2673 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:15 am to
A frick'n shite ton less!
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:15 am to
quote:

The criminal complaint does not indicate whether the pork chop was seared as evidence.
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
3520 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:16 am to
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“engaged in a verbal argument” around 9:45 PM


Have to assume that the argument centered around her waiting until 9:45 p.m. to start thawing out the pork chops for dinner.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65678 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:18 am to
judging by her pic, it looks like she had been told at least once and didn't listen.
This post was edited on 2/4/19 at 11:25 am
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134843 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:19 am to
I bet he said he'd believe her lies when pigs fly
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34407 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:24 am to
quote:

CouldCareLess


Great name
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:25 am to
Instead of lip stick on the pig she put the pig on the pig
Posted by CouldCareLess
Member since Feb 2019
2673 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:26 am to
quote:

Great name



And its true!
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39047 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:29 am to
The judge has issued an order of no contact. The trailer and land were bought for a little over $10k in 2016. Who maintains possession of the trailer?
Posted by CouldCareLess
Member since Feb 2019
2673 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:31 am to
quote:

Who maintains possession of the trailer?
Who's name is the title in?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65678 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:37 am to
quote:

Great name



And its true!


so, how much less could you care?
Posted by CouldCareLess
Member since Feb 2019
2673 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:39 am to
quote:

so, how much less could you care?


On a scale of 1 - 10?

22
Posted by Captain Ron
Location: Ted's
Member since Dec 2012
4340 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:40 am to
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Tonya Harding has fallen on hard times.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23315 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:40 am to
She should have ate the evidence.


See: Roald Dahl, "Lamb to the Slaughter"

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