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Making a career change

Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:17 pm
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41707 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:17 pm
Well COVID-19 pandemic has finally rocked my world by affecting my financial stability. In order to resolve this shortcoming/offset my numerous bills, and the cost of food especially ground beef, electricity, and rising gas prices I must make some extra money on the side.

So...

I am now proud to announce that I am selling Adult toys. I hope no one is embarrassed to ask for them. But, in case you are interested, I have all kinds, sizes, and styles to fit any and all needs. Discretion is guaranteed!!

I am more than willing and able to demonstrate any items for you, just ask anytime your heart desires. I have everything listed below.

- Walkers
- Wheelchairs
- Oxygen tanks
- Canes
- Depends and other disposable diapers
- Dentures
- Denture glue
and much much more!

Happy Friday y'all!
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37578 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:18 pm to
This isn't funny if it's a joke. If its a sales pitch it makes no sense.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:20 pm to
Hey baw!!!
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:20 pm to
yeah this is weird
Posted by jfw3535
South of Bunkie
Member since Mar 2008
5640 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:21 pm to
Saw this on FB. Equally as stupid here.
Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
19240 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:21 pm to
Dude just learn to code
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

Dude just learn to code


I can show you some really good Python if you promise not to call the cops.
Posted by Snoopy04
Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2015
3333 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:23 pm to
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69596 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:25 pm to
This thread is a great example of "trying too hard."
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42946 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:25 pm to
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:29 pm to
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6712 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:30 pm to
@OweO
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41707 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

This isn't funny if it's a joke. If its a sales pitch it makes no sense.


Thought we could use a little weird Friday humor around here. With all the weirdness in the world this week.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37578 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:38 pm to
quote:


Thought we could use a little weird Friday humor around here


I don't disagree, when are you going to post it?
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32825 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:39 pm to
Didn't think it was funny on reddit a week ago. Certainly not funny now.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14798 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

rising gas prices


Gas prices are about 25-30% cheaper than they were before Covid.
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
5260 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 4:25 pm to
quote:

I am now proud to announce that I am selling Adult toys


Do you sell Sybian machines? Thinking about getting one for my wife. Would be hot as shite watching her ride that thing.
Posted by The Sea Otter
AR-Kansas
Member since Mar 2019
583 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 4:28 pm to
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26352 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 4:32 pm to
Ninja please
Posted by BlindTiger7
Houston
Member since Sep 2016
3071 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

LSUFanHouston



All of the medical sales guys I know are shitty salesmen but damn this is pretty bad
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