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Posted on 3/11/20 at 12:54 pm to
Posted by DontPokeTheBear
Squatchland
Member since Aug 2011
1032 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 12:54 pm to
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Skil wants to know what I wear to bed and how many times I get up to pee.



A true gentlemen would never need ask... he would swoon you and learn the answers himself.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151590 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 12:54 pm to
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i hope you have a difficult pregnancy.
mini winnie cup will have one too many chromosomes as it is.... sheeeesh
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66986 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 12:56 pm to
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mini winnie cup

That’s exactly what I call my penis
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 12:56 pm to
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Am I allowed in if I have herpes virus?


I am pretty sure you can't catch that just by using your hand.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 12:57 pm to
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Slag. Slag Slag. (Bueller voice)

The summoning is more akin to Candyman or Beetlejuice, but FBDO is still a great movie

quote:

I am hearing that Gainestown is aboot to close down UF.
but I just got a new mug from there yesterday


well, this is awkward
This post was edited on 3/12/20 at 12:29 pm
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47751 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 12:57 pm to
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Dafuq is going on in here?


Aspy sleeps naked and pees all night long.
M Squirrel is a napaholic.
Peej is lining his daughter up to whip Skillet at LaQuinta.
Gatortown is aboot to close down. They may not make the international students evac. Our local correspondent is MIA.
Posted by brett randall
Depends on the moment.
Member since Feb 2007
1766 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 12:58 pm to
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You can't cancel rodeo.


It sounds like a done deal pretty much.



Yeah talk about a clusterfrick and a half. All the livestock people, trying to clear out at one time.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66986 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:01 pm to
No one cares about your cluttered desk....

What are you wearing?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:01 pm to
PJ, do you have the Coronavirus yet?

You are like a living miracle. You have overcome all kind of shite..
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:02 pm to
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What are you wearing?


potato sack





with the potatoes
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59323 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:02 pm to
You should only drink out of Dolly for good measure.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:02 pm to



I like your pen holder
This post was edited on 3/11/20 at 1:04 pm
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77716 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:03 pm to
How convenient you placed it in front of your self-aggrandizing little desk sign.

Hello Slagathor.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:04 pm to
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You should only drink out of Dolly for good measure.



TSS: I brought her home because it's one of my most prized possessions and I was worried someone might use it or touch it or look at it

HC, Aspy, Mme Sq, Paige if you're here
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114468 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:04 pm to
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Feels like I just walked in on a slap fight.

Dafuq is going on in here?



aspy's being a bitch, that's what's going on.


pokey da bear, aspy got home last night and tore off a hunk of rotiss chick that's been in her fridge for 12 days and opened a bag of caesar salad that says on the package that it has been pre-washed (yeah right), and that was her meal......fact is, aspy can't cook.
Posted by DontPokeTheBear
Squatchland
Member since Aug 2011
1032 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:06 pm to
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M Squirrel is a napaholic.


Who you tellin'?

MS: "I wanna get caught up on Below Deck."

Bear: "Fine, I'm surfing web anyway."

*10 minutes later*

MS - out like a light.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:06 pm to
She does need to catch up on below deck
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114468 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:08 pm to
i gotta pocket, got a pocketful of slagshine
i gotta love and I know that slag's all mine
take me away to a secret place
Posted by DontPokeTheBear
Squatchland
Member since Aug 2011
1032 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:09 pm to
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She does need to catch up on below deck


Which season? She bounces around between seasons that have Capt. Lee and then the one with the sailboat* and then any others "she may have missed."





*I can't help but hear some of it, and the people chartering the sailboat are some of the worst people on earth.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:10 pm to
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self-aggrandizing little desk sign


it was a gift, you jealous old walnut... not my fault it totally applies

It goes perfectly with this:





This post was edited on 3/12/20 at 12:29 pm
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