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re: Lunch Thread: Eastern Time and Corona Virus Free Edition
Posted on 3/11/20 at 12:54 pm to Aspercel
Posted on 3/11/20 at 12:54 pm to Aspercel
quote:
Skil wants to know what I wear to bed and how many times I get up to pee.
A true gentlemen would never need ask... he would swoon you and learn the answers himself.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 12:54 pm to Skillet
quote:mini winnie cup will have one too many chromosomes as it is.... sheeeesh
i hope you have a difficult pregnancy.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 12:56 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
mini winnie cup
That’s exactly what I call my penis
Posted on 3/11/20 at 12:56 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:
Am I allowed in if I have herpes virus?
I am pretty sure you can't catch that just by using your hand.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 12:57 pm to Hangit
quote:
Slag. Slag Slag. (Bueller voice)
The summoning is more akin to Candyman or Beetlejuice, but FBDO is still a great movie
quote:but I just got a new mug from there yesterday
I am hearing that Gainestown is aboot to close down UF.
well, this is awkward
This post was edited on 3/12/20 at 12:29 pm
Posted on 3/11/20 at 12:57 pm to DontPokeTheBear
quote:
Dafuq is going on in here?
Aspy sleeps naked and pees all night long.
M Squirrel is a napaholic.
Peej is lining his daughter up to whip Skillet at LaQuinta.
Gatortown is aboot to close down. They may not make the international students evac. Our local correspondent is MIA.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 12:58 pm to TH03
quote:
You can't cancel rodeo.
It sounds like a done deal pretty much.
Yeah talk about a clusterfrick and a half. All the livestock people, trying to clear out at one time.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:01 pm to Slagathor
No one cares about your cluttered desk....
What are you wearing?
What are you wearing?
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:01 pm to dukke v
PJ, do you have the Coronavirus yet?
You are like a living miracle. You have overcome all kind of shite..
You are like a living miracle. You have overcome all kind of shite..
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:02 pm to Winston Cup
quote:
What are you wearing?
potato sack
with the potatoes
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:02 pm to Slagathor
You should only drink out of Dolly for good measure.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:02 pm to Slagathor
I like your pen holder
This post was edited on 3/11/20 at 1:04 pm
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:03 pm to Slagathor
How convenient you placed it in front of your self-aggrandizing little desk sign.
Hello Slagathor.
Hello Slagathor.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:04 pm to HoustonChick86
quote:
You should only drink out of Dolly for good measure.
TSS: I brought her home because it's one of my most prized possessions and I was worried someone might use it or touch it or look at it
HC, Aspy, Mme Sq, Paige if you're here

Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:04 pm to DontPokeTheBear
quote:
Feels like I just walked in on a slap fight.
Dafuq is going on in here?
aspy's being a bitch, that's what's going on.
pokey da bear, aspy got home last night and tore off a hunk of rotiss chick that's been in her fridge for 12 days and opened a bag of caesar salad that says on the package that it has been pre-washed (yeah right), and that was her meal......fact is, aspy can't cook.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:06 pm to Hangit
quote:
M Squirrel is a napaholic.
Who you tellin'?
MS: "I wanna get caught up on Below Deck."
Bear: "Fine, I'm surfing web anyway."
*10 minutes later*
MS - out like a light.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:06 pm to DontPokeTheBear
She does need to catch up on below deck
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:08 pm to Slagathor
i gotta pocket, got a pocketful of slagshine
i gotta love and I know that slag's all mine
take me away to a secret place
i gotta love and I know that slag's all mine
take me away to a secret place
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:09 pm to Aspercel
quote:
She does need to catch up on below deck
Which season? She bounces around between seasons that have Capt. Lee and then the one with the sailboat* and then any others "she may have missed."
*I can't help but hear some of it, and the people chartering the sailboat are some of the worst people on earth.
Posted on 3/11/20 at 1:10 pm to LCA131
quote:
self-aggrandizing little desk sign
it was a gift, you jealous old walnut... not my fault it totally applies
It goes perfectly with this:
This post was edited on 3/12/20 at 12:29 pm
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