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Lunch Thray: Can Your Wife Read and Write? Edition

Posted on 7/23/24 at 12:11 pm
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42241 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 12:11 pm
if so, why do you let her do that?

muh wife: can reed and rite good

muh lunch: no lunch

electrolyte water

wyd
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
United States of America
Member since Mar 2024
13008 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 12:12 pm to
not applicable

ga all

lunch is avocado slices and some tuna salad...in addition to chilled filtered water from a Superior Public Water System

Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117492 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 12:13 pm to
I don’t have a wife.

I’m too old and my baby parts are too shriveled for me to have a man.

Salad.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
118205 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 12:14 pm to
She's an excellent painter of certain objects.

Club sandwich
Chips
Water
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 12:14 pm to
Unmarried.
Johnny's Pizza

ETA. All my ex-GFs were literate.
This post was edited on 7/23/24 at 12:16 pm
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
11427 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 12:14 pm to
No lunch yet, RTFW x32oz. About to head out for a wax for a modeling gig at some painting place. Pay sucks but I've heard the ancillary compensation is worth it.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39509 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 12:15 pm to
She writes beautifully, as did the others.

Women that express themselves well are usually quite passionate.

Ham sandwich, High Noon seltzer.

Finished up some mechanic work, bout to go blow the carbon outta the little car.

Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
11427 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 12:16 pm to
FTD, they shutting y'alls town down this weekend or next? I need to go check on the lease after the storms and start to clean up my shooting lanes but don't want to deal with y'alls once a year traffic jam.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38984 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

Can Your Wife Read and Write?


no but you bet your arse I can tell the difference when you try to trick me with those low fat oreos and diet sodas
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
36419 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 12:17 pm to
No wife.

1/4 a chick chick bruh and a banana
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
6795 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

Can Your Wife Read and Write? Edition


Does CT/CTA Scans or MRIs count?
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42241 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

1/4 a chick chick bruh


wat
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
11427 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

trick
Speaking of...how u doin?!
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39509 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 12:18 pm to
All the way to the bank...
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
36419 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 12:18 pm to
It w chicken wrap from Rotolo’s.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42241 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

when you try to trick me


i would never
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38984 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

About to head out for a wax



cancel all my 'pointments... we gon need mo wax!
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42241 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

I’m too old and my baby parts are too shriveled for me to have a man.



there is always awesomesauce. mptn said he'd make a great wife but idk
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42241 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

Does CT/CTA Scans or MRIs count?


close enough
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
United States of America
Member since Mar 2024
13008 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

Shagatron
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