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Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:08 pm to Darth_Vader
i feel that there's a 70% chance of me going to heaven. i will spend some time in purgatory though.
in heaven, all the popeyes will be run by dead former chick fil a employees.
in heaven, all the popeyes will be run by dead former chick fil a employees.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:09 pm to Darth_Vader
Thanks for letting us know you "almost" died. Nobody's perfect.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:09 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
hey Darth, when people ask you who wears the pants on your family are they referring to a specific pair ?
I don't let my wife wear pants. She has to wear one of those ankle length dresses and a bonnet whenever I take her to the grocery store.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:10 pm to Skillet
Yes but all the teachers from destrehan are working in hell. 
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:14 pm to tgrbaitn08
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Thanks for letting us know you "almost" died. Nobody's perfect
No, there's no almost to it. I straight up died and was revived.
From what multiple doctors and nurses have told me, I was dead. In fact, one of of the doctors who worked on me that night came in the next morning on his rounds and he said "You look a lot better than when I saw you last night. Of course you were dead then."
ETA: If this subject bothers you so much, why do you keep talking about it?
This post was edited on 2/15/17 at 3:15 pm
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:17 pm to Darth_Vader
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No, there's no almost to it. I straight up died and was revived.
This post was edited on 2/15/17 at 3:18 pm
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:17 pm to Skillet
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:17 pm to Skillet
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rag, are you not aware that the o-t had become handicapped friendly during your td.com hiatus?
Sorry,Skillz. I didn't see a tag hanging on anyone's rear view ..
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:17 pm to Darth_Vader
Okay so you died, the doctors revived you and saved your life, now you're sueing them.
Makes sense.
Makes sense.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:17 pm to TigahRag
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TigahRag
Hey Buddy.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:18 pm to Darth_Vader
I died once. But I'm not a pussy and didn't need to be revived, I fought it off by myself.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:19 pm to Darth_Vader
Thank God you're still alive to post on here!
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:19 pm to Scooba
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Yes but all the teachers from destrehan are working in hell.
attractive female teachers are preying and being preyed upon by horny young males with anal retentive parents...pisses me off.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:19 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:Wait. What? He actually said that to you? Errrrr.
Of course you were dead then."
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:20 pm to Festus
If you died. I would die!
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:20 pm to Skillet
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all the popeyes will be run by dead former chick fil a employees.
This would definitely be a miracle.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:21 pm to tgrbaitn08
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Okay so you died, the doctors revived you and saved your life, now you're sueing them.
Makes sense.
The world must be a strange, confusing, and scary place for you... going through life with such piss poor reading comprehension.
I'm not suing the doctors who revived me and saved my life.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:21 pm to Rox
A doctor wouldn't say this .. 
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