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re: LUNCH THRAY---The "hey slow flow pro, where is she" edition
Posted on 2/15/17 at 2:55 pm to Darth_Vader
Posted on 2/15/17 at 2:55 pm to Darth_Vader
Darth remember when you used to completely lose your shite go on a rampage calling everyone shitstains and you'd threaten to rip people's heads off and use their corps as a blow up doll and frick the shite out of them just because someone made fun of your mom jeans?
You think that type of behavior had something to do with your heart problems?
You think that type of behavior had something to do with your heart problems?
Posted on 2/15/17 at 2:56 pm to terd ferguson
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terd ferguson
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my kid

Posted on 2/15/17 at 2:58 pm to Festus
Fetus, my kid is normal and heterosexual... unlike your kids who smoke drugs and engage in gay sex acts at rest areas to support their reefer habits.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 2:58 pm to Skillet
thanks for the pm..
i'll all reformed and shite
i'll all reformed and shite
Posted on 2/15/17 at 2:59 pm to terd ferguson
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terd ferguson
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my kid

Posted on 2/15/17 at 2:59 pm to Festus
fes, are aware that in germany, german tanks are called heil prancers?
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:00 pm to Skillet
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hey darth
what was afterlife like? did you have a sense of traveling upwards or downwards? were you out of body? how bout that light, were you following it?
To be honest. I don't remember much of anything. Last thing I remember was being in the recliner in my room struggling to breath and the nurses insisting I was going to get in the bed. This was about 6:00 PM.
The next thing I knew I was waking up, the room was dark, and I had a breathing tube down my throat. I didn't know what had happened until my wife told me about it all. This was about 2:00 AM.
Turns out the whole dying and surgery thing happened around 9:00 PM. That whole block of time though is missing to me. I did have one sort of flask back the other day when I remembered begging for help. I asked my wife and she said just before I flat-lined I started telling the doctors and nurses I was sorry (I have no idea why) and the last thing was I was begging them to help me breath. That's when I checked out.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:00 pm to Festus
dude, stop posting pics of kids..
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:02 pm to tgrbaitn08
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tgrbaitn08
quote:Has the Ghost of Darth fill you in about when he passed away? Ask him if those pearly gates are just bullshite fairy tales?
No way! That's crazy. I had no idea
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:02 pm to Darth_Vader
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To be honest. I don't remember much of anything.
darth, you suck at death.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:02 pm to Darth_Vader
How many times do you copy and paste that post in a day?
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:02 pm to terd ferguson
quote:is that not normal ?
who smoke drugs and engage in gay sex acts at rest areas to support their reefer habits.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:03 pm to MapGuy
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thanks for the pm..
i'll all reformed and shite
simmer down mapperson, i got one too...chicken is a fair and honest leader.
chicken
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:04 pm to OWLFAN86
I'm supposed to be embarrassed because my kids know how to earn money?
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:04 pm to tgrbaitn08
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How many times do you copy and paste that post in a day?
As many times as I like. Thanks for letting me know how much it gets on your nerves.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:06 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:hey Darth, when people ask you who wears the pants on your family are they referring to a specific pair ?
. I asked my wife and she said just before I flat-lined
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