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re: LUNCH THRAY---The "hey slow flow pro, where is she" edition

Posted on 2/15/17 at 2:55 pm to
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/15/17 at 2:55 pm to
Darth remember when you used to completely lose your shite go on a rampage calling everyone shitstains and you'd threaten to rip people's heads off and use their corps as a blow up doll and frick the shite out of them just because someone made fun of your mom jeans?

You think that type of behavior had something to do with your heart problems?
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 2/15/17 at 2:56 pm to
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terd ferguson

quote:

my kid


Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/15/17 at 2:57 pm to


Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 2/15/17 at 2:58 pm to
Fetus, my kid is normal and heterosexual... unlike your kids who smoke drugs and engage in gay sex acts at rest areas to support their reefer habits.
Posted by MapGuy
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Posted on 2/15/17 at 2:58 pm to
thanks for the pm..

i'll all reformed and shite
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 2/15/17 at 2:59 pm to
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terd ferguson

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my kid



Posted by Skillet
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Posted on 2/15/17 at 2:59 pm to
fes, are aware that in germany, german tanks are called heil prancers?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:00 pm to
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hey darth


what was afterlife like? did you have a sense of traveling upwards or downwards? were you out of body? how bout that light, were you following it?


To be honest. I don't remember much of anything. Last thing I remember was being in the recliner in my room struggling to breath and the nurses insisting I was going to get in the bed. This was about 6:00 PM.

The next thing I knew I was waking up, the room was dark, and I had a breathing tube down my throat. I didn't know what had happened until my wife told me about it all. This was about 2:00 AM.

Turns out the whole dying and surgery thing happened around 9:00 PM. That whole block of time though is missing to me. I did have one sort of flask back the other day when I remembered begging for help. I asked my wife and she said just before I flat-lined I started telling the doctors and nurses I was sorry (I have no idea why) and the last thing was I was begging them to help me breath. That's when I checked out.
Posted by MapGuy
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Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:00 pm to
dude, stop posting pics of kids..
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:01 pm to
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Festus
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my kids


Posted by Festus
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Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:01 pm to
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:02 pm to
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tgrbaitn08

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No way! That's crazy. I had no idea
Has the Ghost of Darth fill you in about when he passed away? Ask him if those pearly gates are just bullshite fairy tales?
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:02 pm to
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To be honest. I don't remember much of anything.



darth, you suck at death.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:02 pm to


How many times do you copy and paste that post in a day?
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:02 pm to
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who smoke drugs and engage in gay sex acts at rest areas to support their reefer habits.
is that not normal ?
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114457 posts
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:03 pm to
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thanks for the pm..

i'll all reformed and shite



simmer down mapperson, i got one too...chicken is a fair and honest leader.

chicken
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:04 pm to
I'm supposed to be embarrassed because my kids know how to earn money?
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:04 pm to
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How many times do you copy and paste that post in a day?


As many times as I like. Thanks for letting me know how much it gets on your nerves.
Posted by MapGuy
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Member since May 2010
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Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:05 pm to
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i got one too..
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:06 pm to
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. I asked my wife and she said just before I flat-lined
hey Darth, when people ask you who wears the pants on your family are they referring to a specific pair ?
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