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They said, “If you have recently purchased meth in any area of Louisiana it may be contaminated with the Zika Virus. Please bring all of it to your local Police Department and they will test it for free.”

I recently purchased adderall in Louisiana. Am I going to die?

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Posted by Shankopotomus

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Posted on 1/1/19 at 3:17 pm to goofball

This story is all kinds of fantastic.

I want to know the #'s who volunteered

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Posted by thelawnwranglers

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Posted on 1/1/19 at 3:19 pm to goofball

Will they check me for Zika?

I feel like shite today

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Posted by Konkey Dong

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Posted on 1/1/19 at 3:58 pm to goofball

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Posted by Napoleon

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Posted on 1/1/19 at 5:14 pm to Shankopotomus

None so far.

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Posted by The Torch

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Posted on 1/1/19 at 5:17 pm to goofball

Ha Ha Sounds like this

On the morning of December 15, 1985, 101 guests arrived at the Washington Convention Center wearing Redskins regalia and in a festive mood.

They had received a letter from a new all-sports television channel - Flagship International Sports TV - indicating that their names had been randomly selected from a clearinghouse list of Washington D.C. residents to receive two free tickets and bus transportation to and from the Redskins-Bengals game later that day.

The entire event was an elaborate ruse crafted by the US Marshals Service to apprehend federal fugitives and resulted in the arrest of more than 100 criminals with outstanding warrants for 90 felonies and 70 misdemeanours

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