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re: Long rant: how do these people function in society? Plus funny dog gifs

Posted on 8/8/18 at 9:13 am to
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 9:13 am to
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You’ve never had a car break down and gotten out and pushed it while steering?


No, but I also don’t drive a beater.
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
25351 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 9:13 am to
I had to move a dead golf cart by myself once steering it and pushing it up a small hill with my foot. This would seem problematic with a car in traffic though.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
28116 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 9:13 am to
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It kind of is. It was just a small sedan and on a slight downward incline. I pushed it by myself and the dude steered the car
If one guy is pushing, how would that same guy steer?
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
7124 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 9:13 am to
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Finally get to where the on ramp is and there’s a car stopped in the lane. Dead stopped in the middle.

I ask him him if something is wrong and he says “Nah man, i just ran out of gas.”





My serpentine belt snapped on a busy four lane highway a couple of weeks ago. Even though I have AAA, and despite the fact it was 98 degrees and I was wearing a suit, I rolled up my sleeves and pushed my vehicle off to the shoulder of the road. Why? Mostly because I'm not a POS.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 9:14 am to


Like this.

Okay, and even if the dude was some invalid, why did no one else stop and check on some dude who looked like he was passed out on the damn on ramp?
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
7124 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 9:14 am to
Open drivers side door, one hand on the wheel and one hand on the frame, push with your legs. Its not rocket surgery.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 9:15 am to
please don't tell me it was a sheath knife on your belt. dudes who carry knives like that are even more cringy than dudes who open carry their glock
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
7124 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 9:15 am to
Exactly
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89386 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 9:17 am to
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My serpentine belt snapped on a busy four lane highway a couple of weeks ago. Even though I have AAA, and despite the fact it was 98 degrees and I was wearing a suit, I rolled up my sleeves and pushed my vehicle off to the shoulder of the road. Why? Mostly because I'm not a POS.


Why didn't you just pull off the road before your car stopped moving? I thought docs were supposed to be smart
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58625 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 9:18 am to
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The OP had nothing to do with race
looks like you werent reading between the lines.
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et that's what you made it about. It sounds like, you in fact, are raci
not at all. I dont like ghetto cultcha. which is exactly what i was explaining. Ive made out with a few black chicks in my day. How can a racist do that?
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Mingo Was His NameO
oohh no wonder.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 9:18 am to
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My serpentine belt snapped on a busy four lane highway a couple of weeks ago. Even though I have AAA, and despite the fact it was 98 degrees and I was wearing a suit, I rolled up my sleeves and pushed my vehicle off to the shoulder of the road. Why? Mostly because I'm not a POS.


So you were rolling down the highway and instead of moving and stopping on the shoulder, you stopped in the middle of traffic?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 9:19 am to
I carry it for work for cutting stuff back, but that’s not the important part of the story. God y’all seize on stupid details. The point of that was I had no idea why some dude was slumped out on the interstate. My first thought was some heroin or something.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 9:19 am to
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God y’all seize on stupid details.


Well you typed it to sound badass.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 9:20 am to
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I yelled at them to get on the damn sidewalk before an 18-wheeler came in hot off the interstate and made them a moon pie.



Did you really yell that whole thing?

PS I like the pup gifs
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58625 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 9:20 am to
are yall dummies not understanding that when you car shuts off from running out of gas you should have the realization that you should steer it off the road while you are still moving?

It should never have gotten to the arguement of if pushing a car is a one or 2 man job.


and BTW, my other comment, read between the lines..... he was talking about how can poor ghetto people function in society, white or black.
Posted by Macavity92
Member since Dec 2004
6349 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 9:22 am to
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Tell him he can’t just sit in the on ramp. I tell him to put it in neutral and push it into the WIDE OPEN SHOULDER. Right next to him.

I mean, if I hadn’t made him move how long would he have sat there with people going around him?


It's not exactly a one man job. Are you one of these people that is constantly offended by something?


Oh, I don't know, maybe try to get over as your car is coughing and sputtering and slowing from 70 to 0?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 9:22 am to
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are yall dummies not understanding that when you car shuts off from running out of gas you should have the realization that you should steer it off the road while you are still moving?

It should never have gotten to the arguement of if pushing a car is a one or 2 man job.



100%, but that’s not what OP was talking about. I just said this exact same thing to the other guy who is bragging about moving his car solo.

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and BTW, my other comment, read between the lines..... he was talking about how can poor ghetto people function in society, white or black.


I figured it was just dumb people, but those tend to be that demographic.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
89386 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 9:23 am to
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Oh, I don't know, maybe try to get over as your car is coughing and sputtering and slowing from 70 to 0?


In the retard that ran out of gas's defense, OP did say it was basically stop and go traffic.
This post was edited on 8/8/18 at 9:23 am
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
7124 posts
Posted on 8/8/18 at 9:24 am to
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Why didn't you just pull off the road before your car stopped moving? I thought docs were supposed to be smart


So I could post about it later on the OT to you limpwristed baws who need another man to come handle your business, obviously.

Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 9:25 am to
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So I could post about it later on the OT to you limpwristed baws who need another man to come handle your business, obviously.


My cars don't break down. Sorry you suck at maintaining things.
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