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re: Live as normal sized person or billionaire midget?
Posted on 4/21/18 at 5:25 pm to tiggerthetooth
Posted on 4/21/18 at 5:25 pm to tiggerthetooth
Billionaire midget. I'd surround myself with shorter midgets and in live in my custom made house where everything would be small to me. I'd have little plates, glasses, wash cloths, steps, computers... everything.
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Posted on 4/21/18 at 6:03 pm to LCA131
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If I'm Peter Dinklege, sure. He’s not a bad looking guy
Oddly enough Peter Dinklege has a Great Dane. He was facing the other side of the street when I was in New York waiting for the light to turn. I immediately thought of him because I guess he’s the most famous dwarf there is right now. Then he turned around and it was the actual Peter Dinklege. It’s a weird choice of dog for a dwarf I’ll say that
This post was edited on 4/21/18 at 10:16 pm
Posted on 4/21/18 at 6:31 pm to tiggerthetooth
I’m already a middle class giant. I can’t imagine being a little person, even if rich.
Posted on 4/21/18 at 6:39 pm to tiggerthetooth
Can I just maintain my current billionaire status as a 6'6 white male?
Posted on 4/21/18 at 6:52 pm to Morty
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It’s a weird choice of dog for a dwarf I’ll say that
No one wants to outlive their dog, and Great Danes don’t live very long.
Posted on 4/21/18 at 8:11 pm to tiggerthetooth
Normal.
Posted on 4/21/18 at 11:19 pm to tiggerthetooth
Nobody needs a billion dollars. Very few need even a million.
Posted on 4/21/18 at 11:25 pm to tiggerthetooth
I’m 5’8. So already a midget by TD standards. Where’s my billion?
Posted on 4/22/18 at 12:13 am to tiggerthetooth
Trick question if middle class was that bad it'd be lower class because all of the lower class would have commited suicide I'd imagine
Posted on 4/22/18 at 1:32 am to tiggerthetooth
When you say "midget" do you mean having actual dwarfism, or can I just be a genetically normal 4'11 billionaire?
Posted on 4/22/18 at 2:47 am to tiggerthetooth
How midget?
Peter Dinklege or Vern Troyer?
Peter Dinklege or Vern Troyer?
Posted on 4/22/18 at 6:56 am to tiggerthetooth
If you have to pay 150K to sleep with a porn star one time you won't be a billionaire long. However, if you are a normal sized person with a large penis, women will pay you to sleep with them.
Answer seems pretty obvious.
Answer seems pretty obvious.
Posted on 4/22/18 at 7:01 am to Cheese Grits
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women will pay you to sleep with them.
Yeah, but not the kind you want.
Posted on 4/22/18 at 7:30 am to Popths
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Nobody needs a billion dollars. Very few need even a million.
Name one person that needs a million?
Posted on 4/22/18 at 7:52 am to tiggerthetooth
Posted on 4/22/18 at 10:25 am to Scooba
Agreed, my point exactly.
Posted on 4/22/18 at 11:52 am to Mor Miles
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Yeah, but not the kind you want.
Hot looking sugar momma?
Being a kept man is not a bad gig.
Posted on 4/22/18 at 11:54 am to tiggerthetooth
Billionaire midget, lol at anyone so insecure they'd rather be middle class than look different while being able to do whatever the frick you want your entire life
Posted on 4/22/18 at 11:58 am to tiggerthetooth
Are we talking one of those big ugly oblong headed midgets? Or we talking a stumpy little guy with normal looking dome?
Tyrion Lannister seems to do quite well for himself as a midget....
Tyrion Lannister seems to do quite well for himself as a midget....
Posted on 4/22/18 at 12:27 pm to tiggerthetooth
I mean.. with a billion dollars you wouldn't have to stay short..
You'd still look a bit off though..
I'd stay normal sized though. I'd be dead within a week on a billionaire's budget.
You'd still look a bit off though..
I'd stay normal sized though. I'd be dead within a week on a billionaire's budget.
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