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Live as normal sized person or billionaire midget?

Posted on 4/21/18 at 4:44 pm
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61113 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 4:44 pm
Which would you rather be? A billionaire midget or an average sized person with middle class income?
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 4:45 pm to
Normal sized, middle class.

Private jets are cool but not that cool.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98133 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 4:46 pm to
Normal.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52912 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 4:47 pm to
I basically am a midget I'm only 5'10
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 4:48 pm to
Normal.

Normal middle class person has a chance to eventually become a billionaire. A midget is always a midget.
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
35954 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 4:48 pm to
I'd say normal sized. There's a much higher rate of serious health issues that can arise in little people, and I'd like to live as long as possible.
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 4:49 pm to
But already a billionaire.

Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 4:49 pm to
Billionaire midget and get on hgh
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259924 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 4:49 pm to
I'm perfectly content to be in the middle class
Posted by Cold Drink
Member since Mar 2016
3482 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 4:52 pm to
Billionaire midget no question
Posted by younger now
Member since Mar 2018
85 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 4:52 pm to
Man that’s a tough one. Clearly, the benefits of being a billionaire would be the debauchery. And debauchery isn’t reserved for the tall. In fact, it’s likely considered more debaucherius for a midget to indulge in those activities. Coke. Whores. Orgies and the like. That stuff would probably get old, and then? You’re just stuck with short self. I’ma stick with being a regular sized guy.
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
32776 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 4:55 pm to
$$$
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
24265 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 4:57 pm to
The OT has a lot of billionaire mental midgets.
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 4:59 pm to
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Billionaire midget and get on hgh


Would only work if lack of hgh is the cause of dwarfism. There are hundreds other causes of dwarfism and taking hgh would just result in abnormal growth of your head and face.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 4:59 pm to
If I'm Peter Dinklege, sure. He’s not a bad looking guy.
This post was edited on 4/21/18 at 5:01 pm
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 5:05 pm to
For me, midget. At least I'd have a normal looking penis.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 5:08 pm to
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Would only work if lack of hgh is the cause of dwarfism. There are hundreds other causes of dwarfism and taking hgh would just result in abnormal growth of your head and face.


This isn't your thread, you don't get to say what type of midget.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61113 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 5:12 pm to
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If I'm Peter Dinklege, sure. He’s not a bad looking guy.


He's well proportioned for a dwarf.
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 5:15 pm to
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This isn't your thread, you don't get to say what type of midget.


Fair enough. Just know you may be a billionaire midget with a gigantic head and cardiac side effects. I’m just a normal middle class guy.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 5:19 pm to
So nothing changes, but now I'm a billionaire.
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