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re: Lets talk older women
Posted on 12/30/18 at 2:03 pm to NolakcbrTiger
Posted on 12/30/18 at 2:03 pm to NolakcbrTiger
:)
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 2:25 pm to mailman
First older “ women “ I banged was 17, I was 14. Now I am 61 and the older woman is 74. She is fine at that age.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 2:42 pm to mailman
Benjamin Franklin had this to say:
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I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:
1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor’d with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.
2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.
4. Because thro’ more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.
7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.
8[thly and Lastly] They are so grateful!!
Posted on 12/30/18 at 2:46 pm to LZ83
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You take the older ones. I’ll take the 18-25 year olds.
Haha. Good luck with the crazies.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 2:52 pm to LZ83
quote:Wait til you frick a hawt 30 yr old divorcee with two kids. Then you'll know what a frickin is.
You take the older ones. I’ll take the 18-25 year olds.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 2:53 pm to foshizzle
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foshizzle
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Benjamin Franklin
The man was very wise, in all matters apparently.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 2:57 pm to Sid in Lakeshore
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Benjamin Franklin
Our greatest president.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 3:10 pm to BowDownToLSU
She’s 60?
Holy shite...i’d slide down a chute full of razors into a vat of lemon juice just to Let her fart in my soup.
Holy shite...i’d slide down a chute full of razors into a vat of lemon juice just to Let her fart in my soup.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 3:12 pm to BowDownToLSU
You had such a good run going
Posted on 12/30/18 at 4:41 pm to lsucoonass
Nowhere near this board!
LOL
LOL
Posted on 12/30/18 at 4:52 pm to NolakcbrTiger
So...do you prefer the younger men or those with a bit more experience?
Posted on 12/30/18 at 4:56 pm to mailman
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Im talking 60+, well dressed and refined
A distinct minority, IMO. I'm 57, and most women my age look 15 years older than I do.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 5:49 pm to NolakcbrTiger
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